I'm a bit younger than some of the folks here, but I'm sure most can remember Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fondly from their childhoods. As some of you may know, Nickelodeon now owns the rights to TMNT, and has commissioned Michael Bay to create a new film based on the Turtles. He made a few brief comments on the announcement this weekend:
It's fucking Godzilla all over again.
Fuck you, Michael Bay.
Fuck you.
Sorry, guys, I'm pissed off.
When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we're done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they're going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.
It's fucking Godzilla all over again.
Fuck you, Michael Bay.
Fuck you.
Sorry, guys, I'm pissed off.