Joke by joke review:
--Haha, we're using big microphones attached to our necks rather than the small ones regular shows use.
--onos our camera tipped over, haha.
--tim gets a basket of support from his father, with a regular sounding card inside but handles it awkwardly HILARITY ENSUES.
--wacky hacky sack videogame xtreem challenge with guy in cowboy hat vs guy in pot tshirt, THIS SHIT IS INTENSE.
--uh oh, pot smoker tries to smoke pot and hacky, and fails.... baby in his throat screams... wait wtf.
--ahaha, jan and sky or some hsit, but they're played by tim and eric so one has to be a chick... oh no... lolz
--steve isn't ready, jan and whosit isnt ready... "let's go to steve" "lets go to them"... AHAHAH ooohhh he got his fruit, but he called a banana a squash! he doesnt know what an orange LOLZ WHAT A NEWB!
--oh man, "perfect time of year for apples" THEN HE BITES INTO IT AND DOESNT LIKE IT! jan compliments what's his face, and he starts convulsing.
--Uncle's Muscle hour, this feature sports "casey and his brother" and their song "time travel", which is a poorly written song about space travel, w/ a low budget... this is cool. casey cant remember the words and starts to act like a skitzo.
--back to hacky sack challenge, OH SHIT CARBUP THELY BOTH EAT SANDWICHES AS FAST AS THEY CAN! holy shit, they're like dragon ball Z-ing this fuckin hacky sack, and dude w/ pot shirt makes a crazy come back!
--guy in cowboy hat walks on beach to sad music cursing...
--back to steve brules news report, where he no shit tells you to "stop drop and roll" LOLZ
--then cut to a 'behind the scenes' of eric hiding in a doorway saying "i just wish i could think of something funny. and then more 'behind the scenes' shit where they're trying to improv a pregnant lady in a hospital or some shit? huh...
--little girls playing with dolls get attacked by cartoon "B'owl" a bat meets an owl doll!, but bowl is for boys too and lots of other ppl too! "And now, B'owl is perfect for throwing away" (okay, i did chuckle at this).
--ohno, tim is crank calling a pest control guy "i got bees, but i want bees!" and he wants the guy to paint "happy birthday spray" in honey, and then we find out spray is short for spraynard. the guy doesn't get it, neither do i.
--cue the wrap-up with tim and eric, with tim's dad who gives him words of support, BUT ERIC JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD!!! oooohhhh it's not tims dad.
i guess the only real joke about this show is that i bothered to watch it twice in the hopes that i might "get it" this time around...