Tom Buttfucks the Mayor was not good television.
Lies and ignorant slander; BassFest was among the most genius things I have ever borne witness to on television.
Also, "PUBLIC CONSUMATION OF YOUR WEDDING VOWS" -- my GOD, that had to be the VILEST thing I have ever witnessed on television. For that horrific image of Tom and Joy (the most terrifying creature since Cthulu) having sex, Tom will always have, at the very least, my respect.