[pirates]something doesn't seem right about this story...

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if you're a pirate and have people hostage, well, that's all you have to work with

i really don't see why they'd all of the sudden just kill everyone while in negotiations with the navy...

they navy says the heard shots so they boarded to find the 4 americans dead, and said they fired no shots during the boarding

is it just me or does this have typical military/government bs written all over it?

Americans slain by captors on hijacked yacht; pirates killed, arrested - CNN.com
 
You kill the hostages if you were a primitive Somali and you are butt hurt over one of your comrades getting a 33 year sentence in New York.
 
seals boarded/attempted to board from water
hostages killed

do you think the they are getting the whole story out to the media already?
 
we dont negotiate with terrorist or pirates so they, the pirates, probably figured they fucked up by taking Americans hostage when they wouldn't get shit in return except for death.

btw- one of the pirates was killed by a knife. thats pretty awesome.
 
Two other pirates were killed pre-US boarding (and not by snipers either). Sounds like shit went down.
 
In other news, this shit happens because we as a nation allow it to happen. We've gotten soft. to quote Herodotus, "From lands which are not rugged, rugged men are not apt to come forth" We are too squeamish at the thought of some good, old-fashioned, archaic violence and we think we can simply talk and be friends with everyone.

The proper solution is to talk and be friends with those who can deal with us on that level. Dispute about fishing rights off the coast of Norway? International commercial arbitration time. Bust out the lawyers, we can solve this problem like civilized people and get a result that works for both of us. Somali pirates require a different tack.

We captured these guys. They will likely be tried as criminals in some American court and given life in our prison system - which is a fucking posh life of luxury to these people. What we should do is torture and kill all of them but one.

Take them one by one and impale them upright on stakes up through their assholes and into their guts. They will try to keep themselves up on their tiptoes but as their strength goes, they slide farther down onto the stakes and impale themselves further. They die in shit and blood and pain. While doing this, find out what their home port is.

Take the remaining Somali who has seen this all go down, then castrate him, gouge his eyes out and cut off his hands, taking special care to leave his tongue intact. You want him to talk.

Then send a few missiles into the home port, and chopper the now emasculated worthless husk of a pirate in the rubble to tell his people why the shit came down on them like the wrath of an angry god.

Piracy problem fucking solved.
 
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Musashi said:
In other news, this shit happens because we as a nation allow it to happen. We've gotten soft. to quote Herodotus, "From lands which are not rugged, rugged men are not apt to come forth" We are too squeamish at the thought of some good, old-fashioned, archaic violence and we think we can simply talk and be friends with everyone.

The proper solution is to talk and be friends with those who can deal with us on that level. Dispute about fishing rights off the coast of Norway? International commercial arbitration time. Bust out the lawyers, we can solve this problem like civilized people and get a result that works for both of us. Somali pirates require a different tack.

We captured these guys. They will likely be tried as criminals in some American court and given life in our prison system - which is a fucking posh life of luxury to these people. What we should do is torture and kill all of them but one.

Take them one by one and impale them upright on stakes up through their assholes and into their guts. They will try to keep themselves up on their tiptoes but as their strength goes, they slide farther down onto the stakes and impale themselves further. They die in shit and blood and pain. While doing this, find out what their home port is.

Take the remaining Somali who has seen this all go down, then castrate him, gouge his eyes out and cut off his hands, taking special care to leave his tongue intact. You want him to talk.

Then send a few missiles into the home port, and chopper the now emasculated worthless husk of a pirate in the rubble to tell his people why the shit came down on them like the wrath of an angry god.

Piracy problem fucking solved.
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You should run for President on the anti-Piracy platform.
 
Musashi said:
You kill the hostages if you were a primitive Somali and you are butt hurt over one of your comrades getting a 33 year sentence in New York.
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Pretty sure these guys don't have access to the same information we do. I'd be shocked if they knew about one guy being tried / sentenced in new york. There's a reason they've resorted to piracy in that area - it's a right fucking shithole.
 
Musashi said:
In other news, this shit happens because we as a nation allow it to happen. We've gotten soft. to quote Herodotus, "From lands which are not rugged, rugged men are not apt to come forth" We are too squeamish at the thought of some good, old-fashioned, archaic violence and we think we can simply talk and be friends with everyone.

The proper solution is to talk and be friends with those who can deal with us on that level. Dispute about fishing rights off the coast of Norway? International commercial arbitration time. Bust out the lawyers, we can solve this problem like civilized people and get a result that works for both of us. Somali pirates require a different tack.

We captured these guys. They will likely be tried as criminals in some American court and given life in our prison system - which is a fucking posh life of luxury to these people. What we should do is torture and kill all of them but one.

Take them one by one and impale them upright on stakes up through their assholes and into their guts. They will try to keep themselves up on their tiptoes but as their strength goes, they slide farther down onto the stakes and impale themselves further. They die in shit and blood and pain. While doing this, find out what their home port is.

Take the remaining Somali who has seen this all go down, then castrate him, gouge his eyes out and cut off his hands, taking special care to leave his tongue intact. You want him to talk.

Then send a few missiles into the home port, and chopper the now emasculated worthless husk of a pirate in the rubble to tell his people why the shit came down on them like the wrath of an angry god.

Piracy problem fucking solved.
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Secratary of state 2012 right fucking here!
 
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