[Girls] So I bought my girl a Louis Vuitton purse...

A guy in Africa or southern Asia could probably feed himself for life with that money.


You spent it on a small holding device.
 
zalientek said:
who gives a fuck what he spends his money on. it prolly got him laid anyway.
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well, that's true.
But the big picture is this.........

....Durak, what price love? Love has no price.
However, people do not appreciate what they get
for not paying for it themselves
Now, they may be happy,they may be glad they got it.

Appreciate the effort by another?......"No"

People are supprised when I tell them that I get a blowjob and a fuck
for only $20.00. Especially when the females are young enough to be 1,2 generations younger...........and pretty.

Question yourself.......Why do you do this?
Is it a positive or negative character factor?

TW members are giving you good advice! Just listen fool!
Of course,....we'll take the "free hack" at you as payment!....:banging:
 
Ender said:
Is this a troll?

Anyways, people are jealous. LV bags are classy. Good choice.

edit: You have to remember TribalWar is filled with people who make less than 50k and who don't have class.

Show them a breitling vs fossil and most would say fossil.

Edit edit: I should say most people don't know what a breitling is on tribalwar.
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Oh I see,...you have one...right?
do they match the pumps you have along with the
butthigh mini skirt you wear at night?

Tell us smartypants " Mr. Self Promoting Elitist"...
What is a "breitling"?

I am, after all a fossil and at this moment I do not know.

Well... Mr Metro---what is it called?
Oh yeah, "metro-sexual....dats d term!
 
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Hi (high) Sooey,
no..... no "crack" of either kind.
Me Dad woke me at 3 am
....complaining of pain in the lower extremities of both legs
2 Asperins eased his pain

Yeah, make fun of me...
"Crack head Angie" called !2:30 am
and said she was on her way over

I told her I would NOT buy her any dope. I took the ph. off the hook

It's 5:41 am and she hasn't shown up!
She does love me...I reciprocate

But.....she needs to remedy her medical condition.

Sooey...she has gotten to be a great fuck
Man.... her pussy pulsates and her cervix opens and closes
I can feel it dilate


How sad......Her chemical addiction is sending her life in the toilet!
 
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Can your dad like. . say things and dress himself?

Looking at the evolutionary timeline from Tehvul to you and extrapolating backward, I'd be surprised if he can even walk and talk.
 
Dweasel said:
Oh I see,...you have one...right?
do they match the pumps you have along with the
butthigh mini skirt you wear at night?

Tell us smartypants " Mr. Self Promoting Elitist"...
What is a "breitling"?

I am, after all a fossil and at this moment I do not know.

Well... Mr Metro---what is it called?
Oh yeah, "metro-sexual....dats d term!
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hahaha wtf that was actually semi-comprehensible
 
Dweasel said:
Hi (high) Sooey,
no..... no "crack" of either kind.
Me Dad woke me at 3 am
....complaining of pain in the lower extremities of both legs
2 Asperins eased his pain

Yeah, make fun of me...
"Crack head Angie" called !2:30 am
and said she was on her way over

I told her I would NOT buy her any dope. I took the ph. off the hook

It's 5:41 am and she hasn't shown up!
She does love me...I reciprocate

But.....she needs to remedy her medical condition.

Sooey...she has gotten to be a great fuck
Man.... her pussy pulsates and her cervix opens and closes
I can feel it dilate


How sad......Her chemical addiction is sending her life in the toilet!
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still fucking kids you kid fucker?
 
Dweasel said:
Sooey...she has gotten to be a great fuck
Man.... her pussy pulsates and her cervix opens and closes
I can feel it dilate
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Very well put.

Cervix Slamming ought to be an Olympic sport. The buildup to beating it like a drum is critical. If you hit it it too hard too soon then the pain will pop them out of the right head space. Too slow and you end up kind of docking with it. But when you build the rhythm and intensity just right you can make sex transcendental.

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Durex... Sorry to put it this way but I couldn't make myself buy a Louise Vuitton purse. Not for my bf, not for the queen of Hollywood. Buying LV, Burberry or Versace is a pretty good sign that you ought to be buying lube by the gallon because sometime in the near future you'll be taking a foot of Louisiana black snake in some restroom.

Always, always remember that for a woman, flowers are damn near as good as a new car. You don't have to give your balls over to the dark side to impress her.
 
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Rancher Dan said:
Durex... Sorry to put it this way but I couldn't make myself buy a Louise Vuitton purse. Not for my bf, not for the queen of Hollywood. Buying LV, Burberry or Versace is a pretty good sign that you ought to be buying lube by the gallon because sometime in the near future you'll be taking a foot of Louisiana black snake up in some restroom.

Always, always remember that for a woman, flowers are damn near as good as a new car. You don't have to give your balls over to the dark side to impress her.
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fyi the homos think youre too gay, durak
 
Rancher Dan said:
Very well put.

Cervix Slamming ought to be an Olympic sport. The buildup to beating it like a drum is critical. If you hit it it too hard too soon then the pain will pop them out of the right head space. Too slow and you end up kind of docking with it. But when you build the rhythm and intensity just right you can make sex transcendental.
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This is very well put, I dont how you can really learn this. Its a combo of reading body language, and listening along with innate ability. You have it or you dont.
 
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