dan-o2 said:Hmm, Kerry did go to 'nam and stuff so I imagine he does have some basic hand to hand combat training
so what - he can't even catch a fucking football
dan-o2 said:Hmm, Kerry did go to 'nam and stuff so I imagine he does have some basic hand to hand combat training
scy7he said:Although Chenny would be a dwarf.
You're getting way too into this.scy7he said:Okay, this is a Dungeons and Dragons deal.
First off, for simplicity sake, let's use 2.0 rules. Prestiege classes can get annoying.
So we got Kerry. He's pretty tall, very old looking, but still participates in many sports. He's definately an Elf. And we all know that elfs get a bonus to dexterity and a penalty to strength.
Bush on the other hand is about normal height, and doesen't look too weird. So he's a human. Although Chenny would be a dwarf.
Kerry would be a Fighter, straight up I believe. He's seen combat, so I'd imagine he'd be quite proficient in the long sword (Anyone who's seen the newer version of Romeo and Juilet knows what I'm talking about.)
Bush would be a Paladan, being the great crusader he is. The class prevents him from being as proficient in weaponry, but he has the ability to cast certain spells. 3 charges of MakeUpAWord lvl 5, anyone?
I will continue this annaylisis shortly.
hahBaub said:Bush would hear there was gonna be a fight and join the Natl. Guard.
HeckeL said:bush would knock the shit out of kerry.
kerry is probably in better physical condition, but bush would go apeshit on his ass.
dan-o2 said:Hmm, Kerry did go to 'nam and stuff so I imagine he does have some basic hand to hand combat training, but Bush played rugby and stuff in College. I'm gonna say Bush in a VERY close fight. Kerry'll fuck him up in the important fight, though.
scy7he said:Kerry would be a Fighter, straight up I believe. He's seen combat, so I'd imagine he'd be quite proficient in the long sword (Anyone who's seen the newer version of Romeo and Juilet knows what I'm talking about.)
or a purple heartTonyElTigre said:Kerry would show up, trip on his shoelaces and then be awarded the win
TonyElTigre said:Kerry would fight a more sensitive fight against Bush
Then Bush would kick him in the nuts and tell him hes liberated
TonyElTigre said:Kerry would show up, trip on his shoelaces and then be awarded the win
apollod said:"The enemy marksmanship award" (ie the purple heart.. but we called it the enemy marksmanship award in basic)
scy7he said:Okay, this is a Dungeons and Dragons deal.
First off, for simplicity sake, let's use 2.0 rules. Prestiege classes can get annoying.
So we got Kerry. He's pretty tall, very old looking, but still participates in many sports. He's definately an Elf. And we all know that elfs get a bonus to dexterity and a penalty to strength.
Bush on the other hand is about normal height, and doesen't look too weird. So he's a human. Although Chenny would be a dwarf.
Kerry would be a Fighter, straight up I believe. He's seen combat, so I'd imagine he'd be quite proficient in the long sword (Anyone who's seen the newer version of Romeo and Juilet knows what I'm talking about.)
Bush would be a Paladan, being the great crusader he is. The class prevents him from being as proficient in weaponry, but he has the ability to cast certain spells. 3 charges of MakeUpAWord lvl 5, anyone?
I will continue this annaylisis shortly.
I would tell you what awards Bush won, but he never actually made it to vietnam.apollod said:kerry got awarded "The enemy marksmanship award" (ie the purple heart.. but we called it the enemy marksmanship award in basic) 3 times in 4 months.. kerry isn't exactly "good"...
dan-o2 said:I would tell you what awards Bush won, but he never actually made it to vietnam.
Baub said:Bush would hear there was gonna be a fight and join the Natl. Guard.
TonyElTigre said:John Kerry would tell you Joining the guard is equivalent to running to Canada