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Massachusetts man ticketed in highway gridlock while wife in labour - Yahoo! Canada News Cliffs- Cop pulls over couple in traffic gridlock. Wife is in labour, man is taking her to the hospital. You would expect cop to help, maybe even provide an escort. Instead, dicks around for 5-10 mins...

and also, how many people have given you herpes? if you could put it into pie chart form, that would be great.

Many jobs today require that the person pass various tests: psychological, intelligence etc. Shouldn't it be mandatory then, that the people running this country at least achieve a certain amount of intelligence if they are going to be making decisions for the rest of us? Many politicians...

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Elaine: Hey, Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place? Jerry: I'd say when the nipple makes its first appearance. Nipple is second base, not sex. But it did get me thinking... When would you say sex has occurred?

i watch law & order just to catch her in some tight sweaters. fuck you michael roberts.

j1TT7gt5F0w :rofl: "you're all joe!"

ZFm6aJuoS70 music so bad, but hayden so haaawwwt. these two at the same time....

White House to banks: Start lending money: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance "WASHINGTON (AP) -- An impatient White House served notice Tuesday on banks and other financial companies receiving billions of dollars in federal help to quit hoarding the money and start making more loans" The...

I'll start. Failin'.

Here is a scenario, which should explain why the Rich (top 1%) should pay at the very least, 50% of all government taxes. (and no, they don't at the moment, they pay somewhere between 24% and 28%. Let's assume two people live in a house: one makes $72,000/yr and the other makes $24,000/yr...

Any moron that cannot see how fucked up these two are, should be sent to Alaska and then hunted down and shot with a high-powered rifle from a helicopter. How can you morons not see past the ridiculous charade. Palin is not your regular joe hockey mom. She lives in a $550,000 home. The...

So, a friend of mine used to be a pretend playboy, like Animo. He would be macking 24/7, every fucking girl he laid his eyes on. Of course, he never actually got any action, thus the pretend part. But he came off as desperately horny. It was pathetic, but in a humourous way. One summer, he...

So, after the debate Joe Biden appears, and then big surprise, Sarah Palin declines to be interviewed. Honestly, this is just getting sad. The Republicans don't want her to open her mouth on television interviews anymore. Just stand quietly and look pretty Palin, that's what women are for...

Choir practice went long, it was nearly six when she stepped out of the gymnasium and headed off toward home. It was dark, the stars were out and moonlight filtered through thin clouds. She was wearing a black pea-coat, black leather gloves, black toque, soft black moccasins and an ivory...

So, I don't understand this ad. It starts off saying "Washington's broken...we're worse off than we were 4 years ago" while showing an old-type gas pump with the numbers rising fast. Ok, i get that. Gas prices have risen, yes we all know that. Then, it says that McCain has taken on "Big...

Alabama - useless toothless hicks Alaska - should just give it away, to Canada Arizona - even Mexicans don't want to go here. Arkansas - see Alabama Connecticut - Kurayami, 'nuff said Delaware - de la who? Florida - geezers and gators Georgia - got pwned by russia Idaho - say it aloud Indiana -...

Backstroke, breastroke, butterfly...C'MON! I have nothing against phelps. He's the best swimmer in the world, but winning one medal in swimming almost has no meaning. It dilutes the value of the medal. If you're built for swimming, you're going to be good at almost all swimming. They...