Alabama - useless toothless hicks
Alaska - should just give it away, to Canada
Arizona - even Mexicans don't want to go here.
Arkansas - see Alabama
Connecticut - Kurayami, 'nuff said
Delaware - de la who?
Florida - geezers and gators
Georgia - got pwned by russia
Idaho - say it aloud
Indiana - a crappy version of illinois
Iowa - do i have to explain.
Kansas - the tornadoes are nature's way of saying: gtfo
Kentucky - the secret to fried chicken is horsemeat
Maine - also should be given to Canada
Maryland - baltimore, need i say more.
Massachusetts - patriots, red sox, celtics fans are the biggest faggots in the sports world. each and everyone of you would gargle semen from fat cocks if it helped your team. faggots.
Michigan - what a dump.
Mississippi - See Arkansas
Missouri - see mississippi
Montana - it's like the Texas of the north.
Nebraska - go back to drinking your Kool-Aid
New Hampshire - hobbit-land
New Jersey - seriously, i think you can figure it out
New Mexico - there's a new mexico now?
North Dakota - people actually live here? not by choice, i hope
Ohio - make up your minds already
Oklahoma - bunch o' terrists
Pennsylvania - gay steelmen, pittsburgh and philadelphia, what pieces of shit.
Rhode Island - this is its own state? why!?
South Carolina - like the retarded little brother of N.C., hard to believe, but it is possible to be more retarded than N.C.
South Dakota - ditto
Texas - like the Montana of the south
Utah - Mormons. we all know one.
Vermont - logging truck
Virginia - give it away already
West Virginia - moving won't help.
Wisconsin - fuck cheese.
Wyoming - the least populous of all 50. i wonder why.
Alaska - should just give it away, to Canada
Arizona - even Mexicans don't want to go here.
Arkansas - see Alabama
Connecticut - Kurayami, 'nuff said
Delaware - de la who?
Florida - geezers and gators
Georgia - got pwned by russia
Idaho - say it aloud
Indiana - a crappy version of illinois
Iowa - do i have to explain.
Kansas - the tornadoes are nature's way of saying: gtfo
Kentucky - the secret to fried chicken is horsemeat
Maine - also should be given to Canada
Maryland - baltimore, need i say more.
Massachusetts - patriots, red sox, celtics fans are the biggest faggots in the sports world. each and everyone of you would gargle semen from fat cocks if it helped your team. faggots.
Michigan - what a dump.
Mississippi - See Arkansas
Missouri - see mississippi
Montana - it's like the Texas of the north.
Nebraska - go back to drinking your Kool-Aid
New Hampshire - hobbit-land
New Jersey - seriously, i think you can figure it out
New Mexico - there's a new mexico now?
North Dakota - people actually live here? not by choice, i hope
Ohio - make up your minds already
Oklahoma - bunch o' terrists
Pennsylvania - gay steelmen, pittsburgh and philadelphia, what pieces of shit.
Rhode Island - this is its own state? why!?
South Carolina - like the retarded little brother of N.C., hard to believe, but it is possible to be more retarded than N.C.
South Dakota - ditto
Texas - like the Montana of the south
Utah - Mormons. we all know one.
Vermont - logging truck
Virginia - give it away already
West Virginia - moving won't help.
Wisconsin - fuck cheese.
Wyoming - the least populous of all 50. i wonder why.
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