Tiger Woods seroiusly injured in car accident.

[DocHolliday]

ive had this happen sorta!! Though I was in a parking lot and noticed it very quickly.

a golf ball fell out of his pocket, and got stuck behind the brake!

$20 please.

 

[Breyer]

Tiger was in the passenger seat while his drunk supermodel wife was driving and blowing him at the same time.

 

[GED]

Air bags were not deployed, means he was going under 33 mph.

Tiger Woods injured in early-morning car crash - ESPN

 

[Monkey]

I like the golf ball theory.

 

[Got Haggis?]

he's been discharged fro the hospital....yeah, real serious drudge.

 

[filsinger]

Maybe she'd shouldn't have been driving a For-d

 

[Spiderman]

lolz cable news

 

[Hellbound_Dart]

Is easily possible when you repress your Asian half. It comes out at the wrong moments and seeks revenge.

 

[TAA WAR]

 

[GED]

A statement from Woods' publicist and Health Central Hospital called the accident "minor" and said Woods was "admitted, treated and released today in good condition."

Tiger Woods injured in car crash - CNN.com

 

[eggo]

why the hell did ESPN say serious injuries while backing out

how do you get serious injuries (outside of office space scenario) while backing in to a fire hydrant?

if he doesn't get a DUI he's getting preferential treatment

 

[apollod]

he's been discharged fro the hospital....yeah, real serious drudge.

FHP termed it serious; drudge just relayed what FHP said:

The highway patrol first reported Woods' injuries as serious, though Woods spokesman, Glenn Greenspan, said Friday afternoon that the golfer was treated at the hospital and released in good condition. A statement from the hospital, as well as Greenspan's statement, termed the accident as "minor."

 

[Heimdal]

why the hell did ESPN say serious injuries while backing out

how do you get serious injuries (outside of office space scenario) while backing in to a fire hydrant?

if he doesn't get a DUI he's getting preferential treatment

I would be just one more thing Tiger excels at. Getting injuries that no one else could while backing out of his driveway.

 

[consultant]

2:25 AM... Hey honey we need bread be right back...

 

[evolvo]

maybe he just got done with the needle

 

[perrinoia]

I'd like to know more details, such as:

• Where the fuck was he going at 2:20 AM?
• How did he lose control of his vehicle while backing out of his driveway?
• How did he aquire injuries at less than 33 MPH?
• Who might get procecuted and why?

However, I'm not willing to watch the news repeat the same lack of information over and over again for the next 3 days.

My theories:

• Reason for driving at 2:20 AM: Cheating on wife
• Cause of accident: Wife cut his brake lines
• Cause of injuries: Tree branch shatters window, sprays face with shards.
• Defendant: Wife

Although, the golf ball and asian driver theories sound likely too.

 

[Stilgar]

Golfer Tiger Woods is in "good condition" after a car accident, his publicist says. Woods' SUV struck a fire hydrant, then a tree, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. FULL STORY
Woods' publicist: 'Minor car accident'
Woods an iconic figure
Tiger Woods injured in car crash - CNN.com

 

[NoFiX]

how does one get seriously hurt backing out of their driveway? This just screams media hype machine.

Not everyone has a small, worthless driveway.

 

[perrinoia]

Not everyone has a small, worthless driveway.

Yeah, yeah, we all know your driveway has it's own zip code, but your not famous, so no one cares when your brakes fail in your driveway.

 

[mjoe]

I'd like to know more details, such as:

My theories:

• Reason for driving at 2:20 AM: Cheating on wife
• Cause of accident: Wife cut his brake lines
• Cause of injuries: Tree branch shatters window, sprays face with shards.
• Defendant: Wife

Although, the golf ball and asian driver theories sound likely too.

there were rumors all over the internet yesterday that he was cheating on his wife with Rachel Uchitel