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Xcursion said:
Uh huh. I believe you. Naturally she'd go without you when it would be something for both of you. Of course you'd reject the chance of spending time with her to spend time online following a guy young enough to be your son around.
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:lol: thought she didnt exist? make up your mind turbo
 
Xcursion said:
Oh? Wasn't she at the store just a minute ago? Does she wear a cape or something to get around so fast?
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no.

again this is something you have no experience with, but when women like you, they actually come back when they say they are going to the store.

shocking for you.. i know
 
I believe you Juggs. No, really. I do! You have a girlfriend. I bet she is super-duper mondo hot! Knowing what you look like, you wouldn't settle for anything less than a 22 year old supermodel that only fucks guys with 9 inch dicks and has a full head of hair.
 
nope..she just fucks lil ole me...thats all thats important.

meanwhile, you're typing one handed and looking at pornotube with your underwear around your ankles on a saturday night..

you do the math slick.
 
JuggerNaught said:
nope..she just fucks lil ole me...thats all thats important.

meanwhile, you're typing one handed and looking at pornotube with your underwear around your ankles on a saturday night..

you do the math slick.
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Did you happened to give your fleshlight a name other than "she"?
 
That's a great one! Nothing beats classy lke naming it after a dead person. Gotta give credit where it's due and you are the champ at insults with your mom joke.
 
Xcursion said:
That's a great one! Nothing beats classy lke naming it after a dead person. Gotta give credit where it's due and you are the champ at insults with your mom joke.
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where's she buried...a little lube and i'm sure the ol' girl will be ready to roll
 
JuggerNaught said:
where's she buried...a little lube and i'm sure the ol' girl will be ready to roll
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That's a very mature thing to say about a dead person Juggs. Too bad she was cremated and her ashes were disposed of as she wished :( No putting the ashes in your fleshlight and pretending it's a threesome.
 
Didn't drink last weekend, didn't drink this weekend. Can't use that one line flame all the time on me. Others post drunk on TW and it's no big deal. They post the first message, then disappear. I'm the best drunk posters here. If we had a contest on getting drunk and posting on TW, I'd win.
 
NoGodForMe said:
Didn't drink last weekend, didn't drink this weekend. Can't use that one line flame all the time on me. Others post drunk on TW and it's no big deal. They post the first message, then disappear. I'm the best drunk posters here. If we had a contest on getting drunk and posting on TW, I'd win.
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:lolwut: You're fucking retarded. You sure as hell act like you're often drunk while posting. Always going off on tangents that aren't related to what was first posted.
 
Xcursion said:
You take the forum to oseriously if you keep insiting on a ban poll. You just love stalking me JiggleTits.
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well i dont know what oseriously means or what insiting is...but im still bettting this forum likes ngfm over you. you know it too.
 
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