yes, i make one of these every time I watch DS9... but this thread will keep a chronicle of all things badass that sisko does
Actions:
- Sisko has had a job since he was 15
- Sisko was captain of the Academy wrestling team
- Sisko was a veteran of the Borg and Tzenkethi wars
- Sisko commands a space station on border with 2 hostile alien races
- Sisko makes first contact with godlike entities, and is made their emissary
- Sisko helps design what would later become the Defiant
- Sisko commands starfleets first battleship
- Sisko is a successful single father
- Sisko leads a successful campaign in the most brutal war starfleet has faced
- Sisko goes back in time and replaces one of history's most important figures
- Sisko puts himself BACK IN THE HEAT TORTURE BOX to prove a point
- Sisko tells people, his own crew, and his superior officers when they are being morons
- Sisko plays baseball, the american pasttime
- Sisko leaves his baseball behind when DS9 is evacuated, to say he will be returning
- Sisko sponsors the first ferengi to join starfleet
- Sisko was willing to collapse the wormhole to stop the dominion from gaining a foothold
- Sisko saves the terran alliance, and his wife, in another dimension
- Sisko defies direct orders to save one of his crew
- Sisko has facial hair
- Sisko used a solar sail ship to traverse the stars
- Sisko is possessed by an evil trill host, and beats him back
- Sisko is O'Brien's favorite captain
- Sisko nearly destroys the defiant to stop a potential war
- Sisko threatens to fire on allied ships to prove a point
- Sisko isn't bothered by the fact that he gets an allied commander executed
- Sisko subverts an invasion by an ally against direct orders
- Sisko fires the first federation shots in the new Klingon conflict
- Sisko blows the fuck out of a klingon fleet, and wins their surrender
- Sisko kills klingons in close quarters battle
- Sisko knows how to use a batleth
- Sisko convinces Worf to stay in starfleet
- Sisko is not afraid of commitment
- Sisko is the best friend Dax has ever had in 7 lifetimes
- Sisko destroys the earth in the holosuite
- Sisko is made head of Earth security
- Sisko uncovers and prevents a military coup in starfleet
- Sisko threatens to bring Worf up on charges for his extra-starfleet activities
- Sisko sleeps with the alternate Dax
- Sisko leads the alternate Defiant in victorious battle against the Alliance fleet
- Sisko has his own girlfriend arrested as a traitor
- Sisko is forgiving, and still loves her despite her crimes
- Sisko leads a joint Federation and Jem'Hadar strike against superior forces
- Sisko furnishes Quark's bar after he is stripped of all his assets
- Sisko takes the Defiant deep into enemy territory to seek help for one of his men
- Sisko successfully infiltrates the Klingon Empire's most heavily guarded base
- Sisko goes back in time to save Kirk
- Sisko ignores temporal regulations to meet Kirk
- Sisko finds the ancient Bajoran city of Bahala
- Sisko takes a disabled Defiant into victorious battle
- Sisko renders an entire planet uninhabitable to flush out the Maquis
- Sisko captures the elusive Eddington
- Sisko recovers a damaged Jem'Hadar ship
- Sisko convinces the Klingons to re-sign the Kitimer Accords
- Sisko unveils a Dominion plot to cripple the Alpha quadrant before an invasion
- Sisko arranges for Bashir to retain his commission despite his genetic engineering
- Sisko mines the wormhole and sabotages DS9
- Sisko disables a federation ship to continue a mission
- Sisko destroys a ketrecel white facility deep in dominion territory
- Sisko gives the Jem'Hadar a proper burial out of respect
- Sisko is made 2nd in command of the war effort
- Sisko attacks the Dominion fleet to retake DS9
- Sisko convinces the Prophets to annihilate the Dominion reenforcements
- Sisko retakes DS9
- Sisko goes through the marriage ritual with Worf
- Sisko convinces Dax to grow up and marry Worf
- Sisko refuses surrender, and demands the Federation go down fighting
- Sisko and Garak arrange for the Romulans to join the war
- Sisko receives military honors for his actions in the Dominion War
- Sisko plans a successful attack on the Chintaka system
- Sisko was engineered by the prophets
- Sisko holds AR-558
Punches:
- People in the past
- People in alternate dimensions
- People in another quadrant of space
- People in visions
- Klingons
- A Starfleet Ambassador
- Gul Dukat
- Bashir
- O'Brien
- Dax
- Garak
- Odo
- Cardassians
- Vedic Barial
- Eddington
- Jem'Hadar
- Q
(I would reckon sisko has punched the most alien races out of any captain, though kirk may have beaten him if his series went 7 seasons as well)
