what's your patronus?

[palindrome]

my friends said mine would be a giant tortoise

i was originally thinking a fox or something, but im happy with their choice.

so what would yours be?

A Patronus Charm is an insubstantial animal protector created by the advanced Patronus Charm spell, and one way to defend against Dementors and certain other Dark creatures. The spell requires the use of a wand, concentration on a powerfully happy memory, and the incantation "Expecto Patronum". Presumably, certain physical gestures with the wand are also required, but they have not been specified. The Patronus Charm is advanced magic and difficult to master, especially in emotionally difficult circumstances.

 

[Al'Muktar]

Fake latin is sooo mysterious and cool sounding

 

[Code4]

mine would be a lion with a huge boner that would go around fucking all the other patroni

 

[krustyy]

vorpal bunny. definitely a vorpal bunny.

 

[Denver]

I am my own "patronus".

 

[Mabelrode]

three-headed wolf

with an atomic tail-stomper

 

[Platinumstorm]

An eagle based on how HP got his luls.

 

[motoxbudd]

 

[Suilenroc]

This bitch.

 

[MC Hamster]

if you're over the age of 15 and actually had that discussion with friends, you fail at everything.

 

[coombz]

shark riding a polar bear

 

[Plasmatic]

The Maxx | Episode 10 | MTV

 

[TheProvider]

mine would be a bong that when smoked increases your wizardry by at least 50 points.

 

[arcadus]

apparently this is from harry potter

you can fuck right off with that shit

 

[Al'Muktar]

offiatus fuckiatum...io!

 

[Mabelrode]

Expectorate patronum

 

[MC Hamster]

offiatus fuckiatum...io!

People called Romanes, they go, the house?

 

[MC Hamster]

(FWIW: I actually studied Latin.)





(but only for a year... and because I had to. I can remember "Caecillius est pater. Metella est mater. Grumio est coquus. Cerberus est canis." Also "Caecillius est in Metella in Atrium." I was 13 years old, it was funny at the time.

 

[Al'Muktar]

yes, most people have at least some knowledge of latin

I was making a point of making it absoloutely fucking retarded, because fake latin is mysterious and cool :[

 

[Icewin]

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