Ok, so last night I had a girl over. We were watching a movie, my roommate was learning a new song on guitar in front of his computer. Me and her started making out a little bit, and shortly after, my roommate turns off his computer and leaves. I assume he's being a "good roommate" as I have done the same for him when he has a girl over. So I lock the door and we start getting busy.
Someone knocked on the door a couple of times and I just yelled at them to go away or come back later or something. I'm not sure who it is. About 10 minutes or so after that my roommate unlocks the door and comes in. We just cover up and he's was like "oh" then turned around and left without saying anything else, and locks the door back. We get back to business.
5 minutes after that I hear someone unlocking the door again, and I'm like wtf? She was on top of me at the time. The door opens and practically my whole dorm busts in the room (about 10 people) yelling, laughing, spraying shaving cream and gel all over us and my bed, throwing toilet paper around, spraying lysol on us and trying to pull the covers off of us. Needless to say, I'm fucking pissed and screaming the entire time. They ducktape my feet together then all run out of the room and leave the door open.
Thankfully there was a decent person in the dorm who walked by and was like "what the fuck, whose idea was this" and shut the door for us. Girl gets dressed and leaves, extremely pissed off, saying shes never gonna talk to me again. I throw on my clothes (I even put my boxers on backwards) run into the room they're in swinging. They all grabbed me and held me down telling me it was a "joke", and "Can Chris have his room back now?"
Anyways, I leave, cause i can't sleep in my bed, finally get the girl to talk to me. But I'm still so fucking pissed I can't see strait. I want to beat the shit out of each and every one of those guys. When I asked my roommate why the fuck he did that he just said "I wasn't in there, I just gave them the key" WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKHEAD.
I need to figure out some way to get them back that won't get me in any more legal trouble. Doing the same thing to them is out of the question because 3/4 of them are virgin pussies. I figure you guys will think of something.
Cliff Notes:
1)Having sex with girl
2)Roommate comes in, sees us, leaves again.
3)Minutes later ~10 people bust in my room, ducktaping my feet, spraying us with shaving cream and gel, toilet paper, spraying lysol and trying to rip covers off.
4)They say its a "joke" and as if my roommate "can have HIS room back now"
5)I'm still seeing red, and need a way to get them back without possible getting cops involved.
Someone knocked on the door a couple of times and I just yelled at them to go away or come back later or something. I'm not sure who it is. About 10 minutes or so after that my roommate unlocks the door and comes in. We just cover up and he's was like "oh" then turned around and left without saying anything else, and locks the door back. We get back to business.
5 minutes after that I hear someone unlocking the door again, and I'm like wtf? She was on top of me at the time. The door opens and practically my whole dorm busts in the room (about 10 people) yelling, laughing, spraying shaving cream and gel all over us and my bed, throwing toilet paper around, spraying lysol on us and trying to pull the covers off of us. Needless to say, I'm fucking pissed and screaming the entire time. They ducktape my feet together then all run out of the room and leave the door open.
Thankfully there was a decent person in the dorm who walked by and was like "what the fuck, whose idea was this" and shut the door for us. Girl gets dressed and leaves, extremely pissed off, saying shes never gonna talk to me again. I throw on my clothes (I even put my boxers on backwards) run into the room they're in swinging. They all grabbed me and held me down telling me it was a "joke", and "Can Chris have his room back now?"
Anyways, I leave, cause i can't sleep in my bed, finally get the girl to talk to me. But I'm still so fucking pissed I can't see strait. I want to beat the shit out of each and every one of those guys. When I asked my roommate why the fuck he did that he just said "I wasn't in there, I just gave them the key" WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKHEAD.
I need to figure out some way to get them back that won't get me in any more legal trouble. Doing the same thing to them is out of the question because 3/4 of them are virgin pussies. I figure you guys will think of something.
Cliff Notes:
1)Having sex with girl
2)Roommate comes in, sees us, leaves again.
3)Minutes later ~10 people bust in my room, ducktaping my feet, spraying us with shaving cream and gel, toilet paper, spraying lysol and trying to rip covers off.
4)They say its a "joke" and as if my roommate "can have HIS room back now"
5)I'm still seeing red, and need a way to get them back without possible getting cops involved.
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