we so old

epidemic

Veteran XX
A lot of us are now in our thirties

We old af

almost time 2 kill ourselves

ill prolly eat a bunch of fentanyl

ride that wave until i stop breathing

its gonna b great

how r u gonna do it?
 
You youngsters are going to figure this out eventually... but allow me.

The body ages. You slow down. You lose stamina. Vision. Flexibility.

However...

Your mind does not age. It learns, reasons and you gain wisdom from experience but trust me. Your brain is still the brain you had when you were a kid.

You still laugh at fart jokes.
 
It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

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Your mind does not age. It learns, reasons and you gain wisdom from experience but trust me. Your brain is still the brain you had when you were a kid..

The brain peaks around 25, and has relatively good functioning till about 40. After that, you start to lose cognitive function (memory, creativity, spatial awareness, verbal and mathematical abilities). It's slow compared to physical decline, but it's definitely perceptible. Amusingly, people's belief in their brain's capacity and function continues to monotonically increase well into their sixties.

In my field, most researchers do their best work in their twenties.
 
I'll wait untill my broken body refuses to get up in the morning...
slowly rotting in my own waste.
 
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