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What is a Tribal Warrior? Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets, winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a Tribal Warrior? He just don't care
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair
'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that
What is a Tribal Warrior? He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights with his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin' again. Fuck!
What is a Tribal Warrior? A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
*Crash* Oh!

(What is a Tribal Warrior?) A Tribalwario
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) I don't know
But I'm down with the TWown, and I'm down for life, yo
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) A Tribalwario
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) I don't know
But I'm down with the TWown, and I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (We Tribalwarios)
Down river? (We Tribalwarios)
Jefferson? (We Tribalwarios)
Fuckin' everybody (We Tribalwarios)
I'm the Tribal-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck the out of here

What is a Tribal Warrior? A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four
What is a jug- What the fuck? Connect-?

What is a Tribal Warrior? He ain't a bitch boy
He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house where you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, bloop!
What is a Tribal Warrior? Well, he ain't a phony
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit
'Cause you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot
What is a Tribal Warrior? He's a graduate
He graduated from... *Cricket chirps* Well
At least, he got a job; he's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts, ha
What is a Tribal Warrior? A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him 'til they find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

(What is a Tribal Warrior?) A Tribalwario
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) I don't know
But I'm down with the TWown, and I'm down for life, yo

I'm the Tribal-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck the out of here
I'm the Tribal-lugga-loc-a-roni
I figured you wouldn't understand

(What is a Tribal Warrior?) A Tribalwario
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) I don't know
But I'm down with the TWown, and I'm down for life, yo
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) A Tribalwario
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) I don't know
But I'm down with the TWown, and I'm down for life, yo

Detroit? (We Tribalwarios)
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) A Tribalwario
Cleveland? (We Tribalwarios)
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
St. Louis? (We Tribalwarios)
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) I don't know
Everybody? (We Tribalwarios)
But I'm down with the TWown, and I'm down for life, yo
Everybody? (We Tribalwarios)
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) I don't know
Everybody? (We Tribalwarios)
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
Fuckin' everybody? (We Tribalwarios)
(What is a Tribal Warrior?) I don't know
Everybody? (We Tribalwarios)
I don't know. I don't know
(What is a Tribal Warrior?)
 
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