The Twitter Files

[Flash]

Begins shortly.

 

[Amadeus]

and suckers like you will believe it

 

[Flash]

Pedo panic.

 

[easilyodd]

 

[amRam]

Yeah Elon bought Twitter and spent the last few weeks fabricating an intricate story about the president's son because that's what the richest people in the world do for reasons.

 

[uno]

and suckers like you will believe it

 

[Amadeus]

first rule of a coverup is to leave plenty of evidence behind

 

[uno]

spoken like a chomo whose had lots of practice covering for himself

 

[SeVeReD]

ya,,, holding my breath and becoming blue
I think his lawyer$ are talking to him..

 

[SeVeReD]

and suckers like you will believe it

oh please tell me
say it so i can quote it
'Hunter's laptop only has dick pics on it... nothing criminal'

 

[Amadeus]

Yeah Elon bought Twitter and spent the last few weeks fabricating an intricate story about the president's son because that's what the richest people in the world do for reasons.

have you not seen the amber heard trial

fabricating elaborate stories is precisely what narcissistic millionaires do

 

[Flash]

If you replaced Hunter with Donald the pedo would believe every word.

 

[MasterGnr]

oh please tell me
say it so i can quote it
'Hunter's laptop only has dick pics on it... nothing criminal'

unless said dick is on his niece's face

 

[Got Haggis?]

"We’re double-checking some facts, so probably start live tweeting in about 40 mins"

oh ok

 

[easilyodd]

 

[uno]

damn elon got us.

he was jkin

im mad

 

[Pagy]

"We’re double-checking some facts, so probably start live tweeting in about 40 mins"

oh ok

you burned the cnn logo into your oled

 

[Flash]

Matt Taibbi got the scoop. Dude's career just exploded.

 

[Pagy]

lol james woods

 

[Pagy]