The "Fuck TW pretense, here's who I am" thread...

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PeuswahBoy

Veteran XV
1)I'm a decent person.
2)I like to fuck around here and there, but who doesn't?
3)I'm a family first guy. Fuck anyone who claims otherwise.
4) I like to entertain others and make them happy. That gets me into trouble sometimes.
5) I *enjoy* statistics.
6) I'm a programmer that believes in creativity being equal to science in my profession.
7) I'm generally too trusting of others, but am on the downward slope towards cynicism.
8) I enjoy pornography.
9) I could give two shits about planes and treadmills.
10) I believe that an opinion can be countered and disagreed with, but can never be wrong.
11) I fear death.
12) I love life.
13) The people I respect most are those that help others.
14) I love eggs benedict.
15) TW is my main source of internet entertainment.

Yeah yeah yeah. Whatever. I know there are others out there who are real people behind their TW personas. I'm slightly tipsy, so I thought I'd throw this out there before my better judgement kicked in.

If you want to be a dick in this thread...then...you're a dick. :sunny:
 
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liquor or not, this is a pretty fucking stupid thread

why don't you just make a blog for this shit nobody cares that you think you're a good person and you like eggs benedict
 
i realized that ivanka trump is pretty fuckin hot but if i was doin her donald trump would pop up on her face yelling at me YOUR FIRED!
 
a. everytime I get ice out of the freezer, I inevitably drop one or two cubes on the floor.

b. when I was a young kid, I pissed the bed. I'd have dreams about it and..viola!

c. my neighbor had a kid who would shit in the middle of the cul-de-sac on the manhole cover. their pekinese dog would come out and eat it.
 
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