so I'm a whiskey newb

[Kurayami]

God you're a pussy. JD taste fucking awesome. If you're too much a puss to man up, make your drink like 15-20% jack, and the rest coke. Keep doing that until the taste is better

"You're an idiot for not liking something that needs to be masked. If you don't like it now, spend several months densensitizing yourself to it so that you can like it later. Don't waste your time finding something that you actually enjoy."

 

[-§trife-]

"You're an idiot for not liking something that needs to be masked. If you don't like it now, spend several months densensitizing yourself to it so that you can like it later. Don't waste your time finding something that you actually enjoy."

"I don't believe palettes can be developed to appreciate different tastes. Anyone who tried a food or drink they didn't like at first and grew to like it wasted their time."

 

[Lord Elessar]

if i were going to get a ~$100 bottle of scotch, (for free), what type of this scotch ought i ask for

or for that kinda moola are we talkin rum, whiskey, what

The Macallan ® - Single Highland Malt Scotch Whisky

the 18 year is really good.

 

[Goshin]

uhhhh

you're first problem is drinking jack daniels That shit can die in a fire.

Try buschmills. Drink that on the rocks alll night. It's great

 

[ArakAtak]

Probably tates like shit to you because whisky is for MEN not little silky sissy girls - stick to light beer and bacardi breezers or something

 

[Uncle Silas]

wtf do I mix with this shit so it doesn't taste like gasoline?!? It's all I have right now

First of all it's Whisky, not scotch, and the Americans don't make it right. Mix it with a little water if you find the taste too strong or quit being a pussy and sip it.

 

[Snaps]

Get some 18 year old Jameson, smooth on the rocks.

 

[0mets0]

Probably tates like shit to you because whisky is for MEN not little silky sissy girls - stick to light beer and bacardi breezers or something

 

[impulse]

havent done this with JD but it works great with VO and 7...

2 shots whiskey
approx. a shot of lemon juice
approx. a teaspoon of sugar (add more if you like it sweeter)

combine ^ in shaker with ice, shake, strain into glass...and you have a delicious whiskey sour.


add ginger ale into the glass also for a delicious whiskey sour punch.

 

[mstrike]

I always add a little bit of lime juice to my whiskey shots. Diminishes the burn almost entirely.

 

[Lord Elessar]

whiskey shouldn't burn. get better stuff if it does.

 

[Goshin]

ie: buschmills


deeeelicious

 

[RNJBOND]

Whiskey Sour will cover the taste of nasty JD.

 

[-Thanatos]

I can't stand whiskey sours. I don't know if it's just the way my friend made them or what. It could also be my dislike for sour drinks.

 

[Goshin]

beans only pussies cant drink sour stuff




beans or maybe i'm covering for my love affair with cherry vodka sours

 

[Psyc]

The Macallan ® - Single Highland Malt Scotch Whisky

the 18 year is really good.

i don't think they can afford scotch. i barely can and i have a job

i'm going to now insert a rediculously large picture so the drunk people can read the label

 

[-Thanatos]

 

[SSJBejiita]

I never believed in the myth of wanting to fight/get rowdy with everyone when you drink jack/whiskey...but somehow everytime i have ever drank whiskey, i have become like that (even before hearing such a thing)

 

[-Thanatos]

I don't believe it

when I drink jack/ whiskey I get really drunk. And horny. And very very friendly. And loud.

 

[Psyc]

when i drink jack, i vomit. when i drink soco, i vomit.
when i drink scotch, i'm happy
when i drink bourbon, i'm happy
when i drink cogniac, i'm happy
when i drink cheap beer, i vomit...

jack is so well marketed its rediculous lol