plz submit this weeks ngfm quotes

[bowl of blood]

DP - Drunk Pussy.

She was out late. Should have been home drinking, listening to MP3s, and eating pizza.

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

It's funny how they don't even talk about the Phone part. It's more of a camera/video device.

 

[chshrc]

If I had my way, then I'd go all out and do 2 Queens or 2 Kings side by side. No one has ever done this.

 

[HelenKeller]

NoGodForMe on Twitter:

 

[Goshin]

i wish i had some context on some quotes

where these coming from

 

[HelenKeller]

[NFL] Week 11 by HelenKeller - TribalWar Forums

 

[SuperTrap]

i wish i had some context on some quotes

where these coming from

see little bitty icon next to name in quote? Click it

 

[Goshin]

holy shit you blew my mind

 

[Nicodemus]

:facepalm:

how the fuck do you manage to navigate through daily life without killing yourself and the people around you due to your stupidity baffles the fuck out of me.

 

[Mogs]

Find a liberal. They have an "R" type personality, which means they want to fuck like rabbits and are sexually promiscuous.
Long video but this explains it. Skip to 07:00.

 

[Mogs]

Not My President.

Obama takes the cake as the worst, beating Jimmy Carter. For 8 years, we've been run by a Muslim, which many of us knew all along.

 

[Plasmatic]

I got an Echo Dot for Christmas but haven't installed it yet. I'll have to watch some YouTube videos to see what it can do. I usually go to Costco to buy all my stuff.

 

[Plasmatic]

I flew into O'hare, immediately drove to the north west to visit Whole Foods and get a pizza before heading to Michigan's Adventure 5 hours away near Grand Rapids.

I then stopped 30 miles south of Midway and filled up the rental car at a gas station along the freeway. I was very alert approaching Midway once on the surface streets, but I made it without being shot. I flew out that morning.

Didn't visit downtown, or any sites of Chicago.

 

[spockhammer]

nogodforme? ironic

 

[Plasmatic]

That's my airport. Going to be wall to wall coverage on WSVN.
Broward Sheriff Fire confirms at least 6 people shot, some dead at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood Intl. Airport WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

Happened in the baggage area, I'm never down there. I get off the plane and walk straight out to the street.

 

[Plasmatic]

I used to subscribe to Buzzfeed on YouTube because a few videos were funny. Then they went political with the interracial crap and I unsubscribed.

 

[Alvarez]

I need this shit summed up to 140 char can you fuckers do that

u could do the donald trump method and use "..." after part of it and multi tweet lol

 

[Nmag]

The only thing we get from Mexico is Avocados, and for that I'd rather we get them from Chile.

 

[Plasmatic]

Laurie wakes up easily now. That's the good and bad of having separate beds. On one hand, each person will stay on their side of the bed, which is great if you want your sleep. On the other hand, it means you're not together when sleeping. If you move over to her side and try to hold her, she'll wake up and say no sex. I don't venture over to Laurie's side of the bed, she gets real bitchy if woken up.

 

[HelenKeller]

was already up ;o