pissing with a boner...

[Exodus]

those r fun

 

[S_hift]

he was complaining about boners then someone mentioned theres a pill for that.

These things will make your junk defunct

 

[Amadeus]

Look... it's not a quality issue, it's a quantity one.

There just aren't enough hours in the day to jerk off enough times and be a normal sperg.

I used to feel that way.

Then I got really good at masturbating.

 

[spockhammer]

ur a rapist

 

[Amadeus]

i thought i was a virgin?

make up your mind

 

[HaPpY]

its only rape if u bust inside

 

[Validuz]

I've always just squatted and force the fucker down. It's hard to hold that position though.

 

[Plasmatic]

do the superman pose over the toilet or just piss in the shower like a man.

 

[Dr Dance]

do the superman pose over the toilet or just piss in the shower like a man.

 

[Mogs]

[ngfm advice]Sit and scoot over as far as you can backwards until the shitter lid is holding your dick down. You will want to push down on your dick so that the piss doesn't squirt out the slot between the lid and bowl.