pissing with a boner...

[HaPpY]

 

[Dutch]

congrats you got an erection

 

[HaPpY]

its called a boner u nerd

 

[Dutch]

oh sorry mr. jean jacket

 

[SuperTrap]

as you get older morning wood becomes morning wtf

 

[SeumasAngus]

She built a campfire around my morningwood

 

[Brasstax]

Happy popped a boner cuz he's such a funguy

 

[GreyGhost]

 

[AnubiS]

Happy popped a boner cuz he's such a funguy

Amazing. Someone make cock flag.dts plz thx

 

[HaPpY]

i pop boners way too often such that i have to keep my dick behind my legs when i sleep or captain teemo will keep me awake all night wanting to play. its like having a hyper little pet dog on constant roofies.

only fix is walk it or jack it

 

[DV]

i pop boners way too often such that i have to keep my dick behind my legs when i sleep or captain teemo will keep me awake all night wanting to play. its like having a hyper little pet dog on constant roofies.

only fix is walk it or jack it

Same...

Just tape that shit to one leg.

 

[Brasstax]

If you take a bungie and put an overhand knot in it so that the loop is in the middle - you can put that around the top of your johnson. Then - just pull the two ends back through your legs - make another loop around your waist and then put the hooks together in front.

 

[Amadeus]

i pop boners way too often such that i have to keep my dick behind my legs when i sleep or captain teemo will keep me awake all night wanting to play. its like having a hyper little pet dog on constant roofies.

only fix is walk it or jack it

sounds like you're just really bad at masturbating

no homo

 

[DV]

sounds like you're just really bad at masturbating

no homo

Look... it's not a quality issue, it's a quantity one.

There just aren't enough hours in the day to jerk off enough times and be a normal sperg.

 

[SeVeReD]

glorious tw
wonderful tw

 

[TW_Dagger]

There's a fetish for this...

 

[TW_Dagger]

and a pill for that....

 

[Edofnor]

 

[S_hift]

and a pill for that....

 

[Rooster128]