One flush or two?

i have news for you ascotia: turds are not completely solid. a pretty good part of it is composed of methane gas.
 
DipStick said:
Yea, the toilet is a pretty amazing invention, not only does it get rid of your shit, but it teleports the water to a completely new dimension never to be seen again. It just disappears, man.
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Do you like drinking reclaimed water? No? flush once then you dumbfuck. It's fresh water, which is not such a huge resource.
 
Usually 2, my toilets can't handle much (low flow). I never courtesy flush though, unless its some kind of monstrous crap that I can smell under me.
 
iNVAR said:
i have news for you ascotia: turds are not completely solid. a pretty good part of it is composed of methane gas.
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Actually, the reason turds float is because of fat content, not gas. The more fatty food you eat, the more floaters you'll have.
 
i wasn't implying that they float because of gas. i was stating that there's gas in them, contrary to ascotia's believe that a turd is just a solid lump sitting under water that doesn't smell.
 
Between this thread and the washing hands thread I would hate to share a public restroom with a good piece of tw.

Well, truth be told, I don't really want to share anything with anyone from tw.
 
Machine said:
Do you like drinking reclaimed water? No? flush once then you dumbfuck. It's fresh water, which is not such a huge resource.
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Yes, I do. Cuz I drink reclaimed water everyday. Unless you have a well in your backyard, so do you.
 
DipStick said:
Yes, I do. Cuz I drink reclaimed water everyday. Unless you have a well in your backyard, so do you.
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Actually, my drinking water is supplied by the Susqeuhanna river, so no.
 
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