off the florida

[cael]

im off to discover florida cael

im letting the spirit of florida invade me and when i get back my posts will be better than ever

 

[cael]

if I die to some big dumb lizard I can outrun I deserve it

bro can't even turn very good give me a break

 

[Validuz]

You can start shutting the fuck up now. Thanks.

You want to read that again, you know, the part where it says alligators won't attack you.

Just because another animal is more aggressive doesn't mean the other won't attack you.

 

[cael]

if gators are so scary how did they almost go extinct with the extremely challenging hunting technique of dragging em by their tail and bludgeoning them

use ur brain guys this lizard ain't shit

 

[Plasmatic]

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

 

[lemon]

Dawn is when the French and Indians attack.

 

[Gouge]

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Something's wrong with her Medulla Oblongata.

 

[JuggerNaught]

You want to read that again, you know, the part where it says alligators won't attack you.

Just because another animal is more aggressive doesn't mean the other won't attack you.

aww..do we not know what provoked means?

 

[sehvi]

even i know gators are practically harmless and i'm from this place ok

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

do you wear wood clogs when out and about?

 

[Edofnor]

Dawn is when the French and Indians attack.

this is 1 of the reasons y i always use palmolive

 

[blackpeople]

if I die to some big dumb lizard I can outrun I deserve it

bro can't even turn very good give me a break

u have to zig and u then you must also zag

 

[Validuz]

aww..do we not know what provoked means?

Alligators are ambush predators, idiot. If you go stand by a body of water, even small ones will make their way over to you. And if you continue to stand there while a 14' alligator is 10' from you, you're a moron. I mean, I already know what you are, but pretending like they won't attack you makes you extra-special retarded.

 

[Validuz]

Hey guys. It's harmless. Go swim in Florida freshwater without a care in the world! They basically know what humans are and won't touch you if you don't provoke them!

Thanks, Juggs!

 

[cael]

can confirm it's harmless it only took 6 cops to take it down and college students in tents require hundreds

 

[JuggerNaught]

Alligators are ambush predators, idiot. If you go stand by a body of water, even small ones will make their way over to you. And if you continue to stand there while a 14' alligator is 10' from you, you're a moron. I mean, I already know what you are, but pretending like they won't attack you makes you extra-special retarded.

Have you ever seen a gator that wasn't in a picture? I see them all the time here. There are public parks you can go walk in that have gators...surprisingly they don't attack people. Please return to your regularly scheduled shutting the fuck up retard.

 

[Validuz]

Have you ever seen a gator that wasn't in a picture? I see them all the time here. There are public parks you can go walk in that have gators...surprisingly they don't attack people. Please return to your regularly scheduled shutting the fuck up retard.

You're a fucking idiot. Hopefully you're just putting on a show pretending like alligators are treated like deer down in Florida for TW's sake, and hopefully not passing that retarded knowledge onto your boy, because he will in fact get grabbed, drowned, and torn to bits under the water by even a small gator.

 

[JuggerNaught]

You're a fucking idiot. Hopefully you're just putting on a show pretending like alligators are treated like deer down in Florida for TW's sake, and hopefully not passing that retarded knowledge onto your boy, because he will in fact get grabbed, drowned, and torn to bits under the water by even a small gator.

So your answer is no, you have never seen a gator anywhere but in pictures. Thats what i thought.

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

I saw small ones hanging around restaurants on piers in South Carolina, they acted like pigeons. I know Disney had a small issue with one once.

 

[DocHolliday]

You're a fucking idiot. Hopefully you're just putting on a show pretending like alligators are treated like deer down in Florida for TW's sake, and hopefully not passing that retarded knowledge onto your boy, because he will in fact get grabbed, drowned, and torn to bits under the water by even a small gator.

To be fair my family lives down there now and we go fishing a lot. Last time down 2 gators were sunning about 30' away. One was around 8-9'. Decent sized gator and my dad and brother had no reservations at all being near him. Bro said the small ones are the worst because they are young and dumb. Big ones stay away.... small ones harass them and charge once in a while, but thankfully they are small enough he can just smack them with his fishing pole or his fishing net....beats them over the head with it and they run lol

 

[Vanster]

You're a fucking idiot. Hopefully you're just putting on a show pretending like alligators are treated like deer down in Florida for TW's sake, and hopefully not passing that retarded knowledge onto your boy, because he will in fact get grabbed, drowned, and torn to bits under the water by even a small gator.

On morning trail runs here, we ro sham bo to see who leads the group (because they get all the spiderwebs lol) on the trail. I have a sneaking suspicion that Validuz running through his first face-level spiderweb, his impromptu running-dance would make Michael Jackson look like an amateur.