Working hard or hardly working.
Working hard or hardly working.
When you are fucking a super model
"you may be a model, but far from super"
I hate doing that -- saying "you too" when it's not applicable."Enjoy the movie"
"You too"
When you are talking to someone and a third person walks up, you say loudly enough so the third person can hear, "Stop, stop here he/she comes." To act like you were just talking badly about them.
We do this all the time at the bar: you're at the bar and you hear a huge "CRASHHH" like somebody just dropped a glass that exploded when it hit the floor, yell out "PUT THAT ANYWHERE"
Also works in restaurants when somebody drops a stack of plates or something like that.
When you are getting ready to give a girl backdoor pleasure and she leans over and spreads her cheeks and says "Here's lookin' at you". That gets so old.
i hate those jokes and feel like a douche when I accidentally make one
like if something doesn't scan right at a grocery store and someone says "Must be free HO HOHO" I want to stab them in the face