At first I was like, OMGWTF I feel sick. Then I came
Holy shit that is golden.(nws) http://www.stits.org/Life_Of_A_Cheese_Steak/index.html(nws)
These are the "final candidates" Please go over them and choose the top 12-13.
it'd be cool to recreate something similar to goatse or tubgirl on TW, considering we are famous for goatse'ing CNN website visitors.