Never relax around h@v@x

[Highfive]

he'll fuck ya up

 

[SeVeReD]

I'd shoot at his feet and make him sing & dance for me

 

[Highfive]

he'd kick ur bullets right back into ur gun making it explode in ur face noob

 

[-Slinky-]

I don't know what you heard, or what you saw

but the thing about havax is, he's fuckin 'ardcore

 

[SeVeReD]

He's told us that
and I believe him

 

[Amadeus]

you can relax though if you're 10 yards or so away from him, he'll never be able to catch you

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

you can relax though if you're 10 yards or so away from him, he'll never be able to catch you

Pretty sure being a Texan that he’d have a bullet for you.

 

[Amadeus]

pretty sure being a Texan he's mortally afraid to leave Texas, so I'm good here thanks

 

[T-Dawg]

I like how, when his face boils, he looks like the bad guy from Dune

 

[Plasmatic]

pretty sure being a Texan he's mortally afraid to leave Texas, so I'm good here thanks

Texas is 7x the size of Hungary. You ever leave Hungary Amadeus?

 

[Mitchdubai]

Leaving Texas is hard because it's a long way to the edge. Airports are even harder. Hot takes from middle 'Murica

 

[Vanster]

In Alaska, we liked to make the fun of what if we divided Texas in half, and made it the third largest state?

Texans hate that, nobody cares what Texans hate.

 

[Zanthious]

In Alaska, we liked to make the fun of what if we divided Texas in half, and made it the third largest state?

Texans hate that, nobody cares what Texans hate.

ive never heard of this.

now that i have i still dont care. alaska way more wild west than texas. i think alaska may be the only real hardcore state if you stay out of the large cities

 

[Data]

ive never heard of this.

now that i have i still dont care. alaska way more wild west than texas. i think alaska may be the only real hardcore state if you stay out of the large cities

It's not even a contest. More people just straight up disappear in Alaska than in any other state by a factor of two.

But it's also the biggest and least-densely populated state, so the reasons should be obvious.

 

[DocHolliday]

It's not even a contest. More people just straight up disappear in Alaska than in any other state by a factor of two.

But it's also the biggest and least-densely populated state, so the reasons should be obvious.

Marmots....people blame the bears, lynx, even the wolverines. They always get it wrong. It's the marmots.

 

[havax]

In Alaska, we liked to make the fun of what if we divided Texas in half, and made it the third largest state?

Texans hate that, nobody cares what Texans hate.

why would texans hate that? lmao

you're so stupid

i love Alaska, i love that it's so huge with very few sprawling concrete jungle cities, mostly just flyover land and beautiful natural countryside in that state. what's not to love about that?

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

vanster likes to make a lot of shit up.

 

[SeVeReD]

why would texans hate that? lmao

you're so stupid

i love Alaska, i love that it's so huge with very few sprawling concrete jungle cities, mostly just flyover land and beautiful natural countryside in that state. what's not to love about that?

it's cold

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

build a fire and trap some beavers

 

[Amadeus]

in soviet russia, beaver traps you