My wife won a wet Tshirt contest NO PICS!

ReCurve said:
yeah I post pics you fuckers mock the hell out of her, then start photo chopping, next thing I know
she sees what I've done and leaves me, then I have to go back to wiping my own ass after I take a shit, and live like the rest of tribal war

no thanks
besides I said no pics in the topic so stfu
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Dont post the story without pics, i thought this was a known rule.
 
ReCurve said:
I love her dearly, but one of her boobs is bigger then the other.
And I have teased her about it, to the point she's kinda self conscious about them.
Any way last night after visiting some friends for dinner, we stopped of at a bar. My wife rarely drinks, but she had a few glasses of wine, and a shot of tequila at our friends house.
Well for the first time she decides she wants to go to the bar. I'm sober and find her drunkenness sexy (wish she found my drunkenness sexy)
Well the bar is having a wet Tshirt contest and I'll be damned if she doesn't enter it, without even warning me.
Well long story short she won first and third place.
and was hungthefuck over this morning.
sorry it wasn't planned or I would have pics, one for tribal war and one for her mother
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You know.. you could just send me a picture of her. I can verify that she is indeed sexy, and the matter would be settled.
 
uh... all women have one boob that's slightly larger than the other, you usually can't tell cause its such a minute difference, just like how one eye is slightly higher than the other.
 
xbamx said:
uh... all women have one boob that's slightly larger than the other, you usually can't tell cause its such a minute difference, just like how one eye is slightly higher than the other.
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my eyes aren't. so stfu
 
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