My Wife is Baby Crazy

[NoFiX]

Get a dog instead. Problem solved.

 

[Durak]

you married someone who has a 15 month old kid and he's not your's?

white trash

or mexican trash as the case may be

 

[PaYbAcK]

you married someone who has a 15 month old kid and he's not your's?

white trash

or mexican trash as the case may be

This.

Fuck everything about that.

 

[travelyan]

i tried replacing "baby" with "dog" and it didn't work

now i'm single and have a lot of money and the dog is dead

 

[Stilgar]

And when the baby turns 18, they won't care.

Yours stopped caring at seven.

 

[°Gn0m3_Gr0wN°]

punch her in the ovary

 

[TW_Dagger]

I'm dating a chick with a kid, well was, half assed open relationship shit a.k.a. booty call. 2 years old but I enjoy playing with the kid, he's rather bright.

 

[NoFiX]

i tried replacing "baby" with "dog" and it didn't work

now i'm single and have a lot of money and the dog is dead

it DID work.

 

[Bezel]

Time to trade her in for a new one.

 

[Maniacal]

loco's definitely on the short list of tw'ers who would be the worst fathers imaginable

thats a list i would read

 

[buize]

d

 

[Rhand Altor]

If you don't want to do it, I will. But you gotta keep it.

 

[Kelven]

We have one that is 15months old (her son). I want to wait until he's 5 or 6. She just said she would make me a deal. We can wait until then but at that time we have to have two so they are close in age. I can't win.

her son? not your son?

 

[absent]

My girlfriend hates children and wants nothing to do with them. Yay me!

Yeah! You can grow old and childless but you'll have that huge plasma TV. It's a good trade.

 

[JoMo]

her son? not your son?

 

[NoGodForMe]

her son? not your son?

That's what I was thinking. Dude, don't get married, and if you already did, you're screwed. She wants TWO kids so they are close in age? And I bet she wants to quit her job so she can stay home. You either have to win lotto or have a six figure income. Otherwise, welcome to the dog house.