Marketing Fail

[drake]

lol woosh ~ ~ ~ ~wdeath

 

[Respice]

It's a technical conference for data protection. Terabytes in nanoseconds makes zero sense at any level. You can't store, read, transfer, or process terabytes of data in billionths of a second.

Doesn't offer credibility to the conference. In fact, it destroys it.

 

[DMAUL]

well, technically, since they're a smaller unit of time, you do all data processing in nanoseconds. lots of them.

 

[mostest def]

marketing agency probably just did what your company asked for

 

[K-Rex]

Someone at your company approved that design and authorized a payment of $20k for it. I'd say that's a success, at least for the marketing firm.

Ding ding.

 

[Eggi]

this thread received several posts in nanoseconds

success

 

[Tigran]

Let CONvicts protect your DATA. Really.

 

[NoGodForMe]

The lock says, "stay away."

 

[Waks]

Whomever okayed that on your end needs to be fired.

 

[Fool]

How about a picture of Doc Holliday and a caption that says "We've got the awesome kind of TB"

 

[Obibun]

Someone at your company approved that design and authorized a payment of $20k for it. I'd say that's a success, at least for the marketing firm.

 

[rootb33r]

Obviously it's marketing hyperbole... I don't see the big deal about the slogan

If that's all you got for $20k, though, then fuck. Nothing else? Online advertising or anything? Banners for your website to promote the conference?

No portfolio of marketing materials?

 

[Shoddy]

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