So long story short there's this 18 year old Ukranian girl here and she's pretty cute, but also incredibly shy/naive.
She never does anything fun, never attends any parties, doesn't drink, etc.
Last night we're all getting drunk as fuck in my room and my buddy is like, "Oh fuck yeah I just saw Pierre and her in the hallway" (Pierre is another friend of ours) so I'm (drunk) like, holy shit let's everyone get more drunk!
I go knock on Pierre's door and he's like fuck yeah I'm in, I walk ten steps down the hall to her door, knock on it, she opens the door and she's in tears
I'm like wtf why are you crying
but she doesn't speak English so she just slams the door
and I'm like.. alright
then some short arabic guy from the room next to her suddenly appears and tries to pick a fight with me because he somehow thinks I'm the reason she's crying (mainly because his sister or friend's girlfriend or some shit is some arabic bitch who also lives here, is friends with her, hates me and is every bit a jewish princess without the jewish.. ie she talks shit about me for no reason other than that she has a sandy vagina)
he literally sat there trying to pick a fight with me for 5 minutes over absolutely nothing except some random crying ukranian girl that I had nothing to do with
it was hilarious
eventually Pierre came over and pulled him away
from now on I am calling him "mr. tough guy" whenever I see him and am going to constantly demand an apology just for hilarity's sake
true story
She never does anything fun, never attends any parties, doesn't drink, etc.
Last night we're all getting drunk as fuck in my room and my buddy is like, "Oh fuck yeah I just saw Pierre and her in the hallway" (Pierre is another friend of ours) so I'm (drunk) like, holy shit let's everyone get more drunk!
I go knock on Pierre's door and he's like fuck yeah I'm in, I walk ten steps down the hall to her door, knock on it, she opens the door and she's in tears
I'm like wtf why are you crying
but she doesn't speak English so she just slams the door
and I'm like.. alright
then some short arabic guy from the room next to her suddenly appears and tries to pick a fight with me because he somehow thinks I'm the reason she's crying (mainly because his sister or friend's girlfriend or some shit is some arabic bitch who also lives here, is friends with her, hates me and is every bit a jewish princess without the jewish.. ie she talks shit about me for no reason other than that she has a sandy vagina)
he literally sat there trying to pick a fight with me for 5 minutes over absolutely nothing except some random crying ukranian girl that I had nothing to do with
it was hilarious
eventually Pierre came over and pulled him away
from now on I am calling him "mr. tough guy" whenever I see him and am going to constantly demand an apology just for hilarity's sake
true story