Is anyone else fat, bald, and tired of being a failure?

[BeLiaL]

maybe i should re-prioritize my life

 

[Tanj]

no cuz we're not

 

[Pirate Steve]

cheer up george. maybe jerry and kramer will take you out for coffee

 

[Ares]

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

yes, what can i do?

 

[cerebral]

I'm not bald.

 

[Captain Tele]

 

[Togowack]

belial, I thought you were a gym rat

 

[Goshin]

i miss my hair

 

[ElectroWaffle]

I've got so much hair on my head its retarded

 

[ICMeltdown]

Really too bad that keyboard waffle maker isn't an available product.

 

[~dickschnitzel~]

my hair is beautiful

 

[ElectroWaffle]

u have my attention

 

[Code4]

i thought this was a juggernaut thread

 

[BeLiaL]

belial, I thought you were a gym rat

i've never been

 

[Playalistic]

I'm skinny, have all my hair, and have a pretty good job.

Therefore, I believe the answer is No. This thread does not apply to me.

 

[FOURSTAR]

p dumb troll attempt

 

[Wiglaf]

just bald and now i want waffles. THANKS

 

[bam]

This is a terrible parody thread.

 

[Vanster]

You might not be bald, but you are pudgy--maybe if you educated yourself about health even a little bit, you wouldn't look the way you do, or get laughed at as much. Just a thought.