In dr office waiting to get vasectomy

brutal said:
and also for those who want to get it done, do not go with the "no scalpel" route. Its actually them using some blunt plastic crap to puncture a hole into your skin. Great way to introduce bacteria into your body.

But this dr did the most fail safe way to do a vasectomy.
used a scalpel
pulled out the vas and snipped off a segment of the tube (not just cutting it in half)
cauterized both ends of the tube
stitched the bottom tube closed
folded the top tube up and stitched that together (this ensures the tubes cannot reconnect)
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You are fucked.

The correct way to do this is:

Use a scalpel
Pull out the vas
Punch it in it's fucking face
Tell the vas it is a little pussy
Tell the vas it should not have let jizz pass without saying anything
Put vas in a chair in a warehouse
Duct tape vas down
Put some duct tape over vas' mouth
Put Stealer's Wheel 'Stuck in the middle with you' on the boombox
Start to dance around
Start cutting vas with a scalpel
Cut off vas' ear
Pour gas all over Vas
Light Vas on fire
Laugh like a motherfucker while Vas dies


THAT is the RIGHT way.
 
Brasstax said:
You are fucked.

The correct way to do this is:

Use a scalpel
Pull out the vas
Punch it in it's fucking face
Tell the vas it is a little pussy
Tell the vas it should not have let jizz pass without saying anything
Put vas in a chair in a warehouse
Duct tape vas down
Put some duct tape over vas' mouth
Put Stealer's Wheel 'Stuck in the middle with you' on the boombox
Start to dance around
Start cutting vas with a scalpel
Cut off vas' ear
Pour gas all over Vas
Light Vas on fire
Laugh like a motherfucker while Vas dies


THAT is the RIGHT way.
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man bruh
u r relly relly fukkin dum u no dat??
 
When I registered on TW people were making threads about losing their virginity. Now we post about vasectomys.
 
I had this done about 8 years ago.

Balls swelled up to the size of grapefruit.

I kind of missed it when they went back to normal.
 
I got a friend who got snipped then had another kid. Cousin had her tubes tied--she had another kid. Go figure.

The friend was really proud--proved his virility to himself.

I figure the mailman had a big grin over that.
 
Why did the black guy wear a tux to his vasectomy?

Because if you're gonna be impo'tant you gots ta look impo'tant LOLOL
 
brutal said:
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OMFG they replaced your dick with a rabbit tail.

Also, nice boxer briefs. :eyebrows:
 
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