I'm in Abu Dhabi.

Hope you're flying on a private jet, like Leo DiCaprio did from NYC to Cannes and back to accept his Green award.
 
Rulide said:
Nah, the hotels in Abu Dhabi don't seem to be as shit as the hotels in Dubai.
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Here's a challenge for you since you're so fucking clueless you can't find anything to do and you're sitting in your hotel room trying to find the porn channel.

Describe why Abu Dhabi is shit without using any of the standard tired cliches.
 
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Mitchdubai said:
Here's a challenge for you since you're so fucking clueless you can't find anything to do and you're sitting in your hotel room trying to find the porn channel.

Describe why Abu Dhabi is shit without using any of the standard tired cliches.
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But the cliche's are all true.

I'm trying to be positive though, i did say its better than Dubai.
 
Rulide said:
But the cliche's are all true.

I'm trying to be positive though, i did say its better than Dubai.
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Congrats, it takes a special kind of loser to be in either of these amazing cities for a short trip and spend it sat on the edge of the bed whining about how shit it is.
 
Well, i tried 2 of the allegedly better restaurants in town that were over priced and decidedly average. Did the usual attractions that were all a let down except for f3000 experience and now couldn't really be bothered burning more cash on this place. I don't mind burning cash if i get quality but you don't seem to get it here.

I understand that for a loser like you, that has to move here to find work, it seems quite special. To that i say, good for you little fella.

Oh, and i went to two Italian restaurants that wern't serving pork cause ramadan is coming up. Way to be a winning city!
 
Mitchdubai said:
Congrats, it takes a special kind of loser to be in either of these amazing cities for a short trip and spend it sat on the edge of the bed whining about how shit it is.
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Oh the fucking Irony Mitch, when you visit America only to return home to bitch about how shitty America is despite how almost yearly you return. You're right, it does take a special kind of loser to do such a thing.
 
Well Mitch, i'd say i do given its a sure thing i've seen more of it than you have. You've probably seen the inside of more vegas hotel rooms than i have though. My conclusion is it works in a pretty fucked way in the UAE.

Mitch is doing back alley pork transaction in Dubai cause he knows how the world works.
 
Rulide said:
Well Mitch, i'd say i do given its a sure thing i've seen more of it than you have. You've probably seen the inside of more vegas hotel rooms than i have though. My conclusion is it works in a pretty fucked way in the UAE.

Mitch is doing back street pork transaction in Dubai cause he knows how the world works.
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Let me clue you in dumbass. Restaurants here either sell pork, or they don't. Same for alcohol. If they do, they continue to sell both during Ramadan, in the evenings (I'm going to assume you know the basic premise of Ramadan since you're such a worldly traveller).

So yeah, stop making shit up.
 
Is there a website that lists the places that are serving alcohol and pork?
 
starwolf_nexus said:
Oh the fucking Irony Mitch, when you visit America only to return home to bitch about how shitty America is despite how almost yearly you return. You're right, it does take a special kind of loser to do such a thing.
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You don't read too well, I love the parts of America that I go to on vacation, which have been primarily the coastal areas, East and West. Plus Florida and New Hampshire. There are some things about it that are fucked up, guns being the prime example. And there's the large bit in the middle that I really would never want to visit because it's full of people like NGFM, and other assorted ignorant hicks.
 
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