If I had a Portal Gun....

[Seraph]

Portals don't allow you to time travel you fucking idiot.

God, we're trying ot have a serious discussion here and you're shitting all over it.

I mean, FUCK.

 

[Detox.enD]

 

[henry]

Portals don't allow you to time travel you fucking idiot.

God, we're trying ot have a serious discussion here and you're shitting all over it.

I mean, FUCK.

 

[alienkiller]

i would definitely put a exit portal in a field somewhere. Then about 50 years later i put a entrance portal under my sink. Then i go back in time to meet myself and record it with a shitty phone camera.

fucking fail

 

[Skipperlipicus]

After reading yours I can only think of ideas to create electricity.... I'd use the portal gun to harness the Sun's energy here on earth... shoot earth, shoot sun. Use the heat to boil water, and use the steam to push a turbine.

 

[FngrBANG]

wanna look down my portal?

 

[Kurayami]

If I had a portal gun, I still wouldn't go to NerdLAN.

OH SNAP

 

[FLOOR]

id put one portal on my hand and one between angelina jolie's lips

 

[Evil Engineer]

you are now aware

 

[old_skul]

If I had a portal gun, I still wouldn't go to NerdLAN.

OH SNAP

If you had a portal gun, NerdLAN would come to you.

 

[Bughead]

you are now aware

Oh Snap

 

[Odio]

Assuming the orange portal can travel forever until reaching a solid surface, I would place the orange portal on mars and use the blue one to transport vast bodies of water and plant life to the planet thus enabling it to sustain life. Once it has reached T3, I would place the blue portal in mexico so that colonization can begin.

 

[TonyElTigre]

Blue portal in front of home depot with a sign saying "free burritos inside"

orange portal leading into a volcano

 

[Mogs]

nws electric retard

 

[Philipsz]

Blue portal in front of home depot with a sign saying "free burritos inside"

orange portal leading into a volcano

 

[hyung]

blue portal on the front of my pants and orange portal at girls crotches

 

[anomaly]

id definitely go to the airport and put one end on the side of a plane

and whenever people pissed me off id just shoot a portal under them

 

[DocHolliday]

nws electric retard

Wow.

 

[shadow skill]

i'd put a portal in the bottom of a toilet and one just above the toilet.. mmmm

 

[Travace]

FFS some of you have never seen the video i was referencing

jessus H christ come on out of the cave people.