Cliffs:
fraggle wants attention and honestly believes that I care if he posts on the forum.
DrJonez is morbidly obese and lives with his parents. He believes that he has "won" an imaginary epic battle on the internet because he is so self-loathing and attention starved that he made the mistake of spamming a picture of himself in a thread a year ago to derail it.
Refried is very lonely and has been riding fraggle's genitals since the days of tsunami.
I am deathly afraid of the internet and have been hiding from DrJonez and fraggle all day.