I don't even know what to say about this OK Cupid profile. WTF?

You should message me if
you have a wheelchair. (it's my fetish, i dont want to date a cripple. sorry!!)

ROFL
 
Exodus said:
You should message me if
you have a wheelchair. (it's my fetish, i dont want to date a cripple. sorry!!)

ROFL
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Hell, that was the least disturbing part of the entire profile.

Lets see...

Admits to theft
Admits to theft of Rx
Admits to addiction of Rx
Admits to dating a juggalo
Claims to be a nursing student

Posts all of this publicly?

Am I missing something?
 
She wants a wheelchair, you to fight her ex bf (but you must be a nice guy), alcohol and Rx pills.

But no music, thats just fucked up.
 
Juggalos have impeccable taste, so you know she must be something special if her juggalo ex-boyfriend still isn't over her.
 
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I would still probably hit it. Just not give her my real name, or any personal info and when I'm done fucking her in the most demeaning ways possible I would hand cuff her to the fucking wheelchair.
 
if you hit it, her juggalo ex boyfriend will try to kill you

you could then shoot and kill a juggalo and get away with it

basically, the next man to fuck her has the chance to save the future of mankind
 
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