I cut my penis.

[Brasstax]

can i cut my penis into your body brass?

Whatever the fuck that means. Yeah sure, go for it. As long as balls don't touch or whatever.

 

[SirBatesAlot]

I use my sisters razor to shave down there.

Does she know about that?

 

[ElectroWaffle]

i burn my pubes off with matches, then i wax the ashes and roots off

 

[Goshin]

ahhaha awesome.


I dont think i could ever wax my junk

 

[Mabelrode]

I was shaving the side of my penis when the teeth from that shaver caught and put a 1/8 of an inch cut along my wang.

So you have a cut along half your dick?


lol!

 

[Hudson]

So you have a cut along half your dick?


lol!

Dude!

That is totally a funny joke, and so orignial. I mean really, how do you come up with your material?.. I can't stop giggling and laughing. What a funny joke. Penis Size, I would have never thought of that. Completely grade A funny.

Jesus, I really can't stop laughing. Man, you are comedy genius, and so original. Watch out carlos mencia. Carlos Mabelrode is gunning for you. Too funny.

 

[rathbone]

Dude!

That is totally a funny joke, and so orignial. I mean really, how do you come up with your material?.. I can't stop giggling and laughing. What a funny joke. Penis Size, I would have never thought of that. Completely grade A funny.

Jesus, I really can't stop laughing. Man, you are comedy genius, and so original. Watch out carlos mencia. Carlos Mabelrode is gunning for you. Too funny.

FUCK CARLOS MENCIA

he'd probably steal that joke

 

[Suilenroc]

So you have a cut along half your dick?


lol!

I was going to post that!

 

[old_skul]

I use my sisters hand to shave down there.

Fixed.