I love the working class and poor.
So much so that I will not do anything to help them myself......but will gladly vote for money to be stolen from others, in the form of increased taxation, so that I can feel far more altruistic about it.
That's what charity is really about. Big fucking guns and mandated community service for things that only I personally believe in. Then sleeping in my bed all warm and feeling smug about it.
Doing anything about the things that I believe in myself sounds like work.......and work is evil. It is something that only needs to be taxed.