Every time I pick up my gfs dog

Nerves.

Usually they just piss themselves. I'm guessing it's one of those tiny little shit dogs (no pun intended) that would die of starvation in the first week of the apocalypse because they're utterly incapable of surviving in the wild.

Fucking hate small dogs.
 
It shits all over itself.. Never fails. Poop all in its fur.

I'm just here to point out the fancy dancer's legs in the center of Hudson's signature is Vanster. And also the map at bottom left is where Vanster was born. And also Vanster made that signature.
 
wiener dogs are probably the best lil dogs, once they realize what their job in life is. as soon as my daughters dachshund caught his first mouse, it was on like donkey kong. that fucker makes cats look like amateurs; he even digs out ground squirrels, shakes them like a black man does to an unwanted baby, and then struts around like a bad ass.
 
this isn't my kids dachshund but this is exactly what he do...



if we only lived in badger country, his life's goals would be fulfilled, so until then, squirrels will have to do.
 
It is a chihuahua. The thing is so defective.

When she's around its just fine. When she's gone it acts like I beat it.
 
what kind of person doesnt like corgis or pugs

chihuahuas are gross yappy little fuckin rat lookin fags tho
 
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