It's funny -- no matter how drunk I am, I can still usually type pretty damn well. You must be some kind of handicapped claw-handed retard.
This goes along with my rule of thumb in life... Don't trust anyone who says they can't remember what they were doing because they were drunk.
I mean, I've been totally shit faced, but i can still remember all teh stupidity I've done... and I'll recount it for you.