Dear TW,

I-C-E

Veteran X
There is a girl in my bed and I'm eating McDonald's. I don't want to sleep with her. What should I do? She drove me to get food...We started to have sex, but I was to hungry. :( Now, I just want to sleep in my own bed alone. What should I do?
 
Leave immediately.
Go to the nearest church.
Confess your adulterous sins.

Sit in comfy chair as punishment.
 
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