Dear Amerrikkah

[Gibs]

We have given you this:

and this:

but we apologize for exporting this to you:

Oh, and for togowack and orbital, everyone has to have their crazies I suppose.

Love, Your Hat,

Canada

 

[Travace]

i dont know if America can accept this apology... that one outweighs the other by a LOT

 

[Gibs]

How about I raise you this:

 

[disclaimer226]

ew wat

 

[Gibs]

Poutine is amazing, on the other hand so is:

 

[Travace]

is taht mayo and gravy?

and when i went to calgary zoo i had to ask for ketchup and they had to get it out of some cubard that is out of the way as if no one EVER asks for it... you guys are fucked in the head.

 

[CERVICAL-KREMS]

i like canada

 

[Gibs]

Fries + Cheese Curds + Gravy = om nom nom

 

[TheVoiceOfReason]

cheese curds, not mayo

And yes, poutine is yummy, in most of it's variations (even to an old Southern Boy™ like me).

 

[Travace]

im a bit over weight and even i am thinking holy shit how much of a fatty do you need to be to enjoy that shit

 

[Gibs]

How about I raise you this:

Before she went to the gutter and became this:

 

[SirBatesAlot]

You took back hockey by winning the gold medal you selfish pricks.

 

[Gibs]

 

[Gibs]

You took back hockey by winning the gold medal you selfish pricks.

 

[SexxxGodSteve]

I'd like to thank you guys for this:

her angelic voice has pushed me through many hard breakups

 

[Gibs]

I'd like to thank you guys for this:

her angelic voice has pushed me through many hard breakups

I bet a little of this helped too:

Your just a little princess!

 

[Gibs]

Amerikkah, you however must explain this:

Is anyone else reminded of the Montana Senator from the movie Shooter when they look at Rush?

 

[321Gone_]

FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!! I Haven't had poutine in so long. That is what I miss about visiting Canada ... along with the hot girls to ugly girls ratio. I think I have seen more bangin girls in Canada with ugly guys than fat americans. That's pretty intense.

 

[Gibs]

FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!! I Haven't had poutine in so long. That is what I miss about visiting Canada ... along with the hot girls to ugly girls ratio. I think I have seen more bangin girls in Canada with ugly guys than fat americans. That's pretty intense.

Its all about the bedwarmth you know.

 

[Ordos]

Amerikkah, you however must explain this:

Were working on it ... not even God has figured out the right wing crazies we've produced yet.