The real question is why does someone with as limited facial hair as Spicy require such an elaborate shaving kit?
Also make your own preshave oil to soften your shit up:
One tablespoon castor oil, three tablespoon olive oil, a drop or two of lavender(or whatever smell you enjoy) oil.
Put it in something, shake it like a polaroid picture, rub into whiskers, apply shaving soap.
Shave your face with less razor burn.
Yeehaw.
will this work on the hairs that creep onto the first half inch of my shaft?
Your interest in shaving is inversely proportional to how much facial hair you possess.
Which explains why I use an electric. My beard is vicious.