[Contest][Caption]

[Ravyn]

Need help with a really good caption for this photo for a Father's Day Contest. The contest is being run by a local radio station, so obviously the captions have to be somewhat WS. If my entry wins I get a Hugo Boss Suit.

Pic to be captioned:

And a slut to keep you busy while you think of good captions:
Preview:

RAR of more pics

 

[Goshin]

"what the fuck, son?"

 

[GreyGhost]

Why is Anthony Weiner on your contact list?

 

[malibru]

"My kids think I'm cool, but the truth is I have no idea how to use this thing."

 

[WeRe-|WoLf|-]

"...and by the time we knew who your real father was I'd already proposed, so what the hell"

 

[Goshin]

"your girlfriend's boobs look nice"

 

[Ravyn]

Why is Anthony Weiner on your contact list?

I like this idea, but need to tweek it a bit for Canadian audiences.. perhaps a Canadian celebrity scandal, or just a more entertainment oriented scandal.. I'd say something like

"Tristan, why is Michael Jackson sending you these photos?"

Though not sure that MJ is the right celebrity to pick on at this point in time.

 

[Goshin]

"i'd totally have sex with your friend, since we have low age of consent laws here in canada eh"

 

[Elvis Hitler]

That random whore is not naked.

Fuck you and come up with your own caption.

 

[vawlk]

"...and 3, I told him to close his door next time."

 

[WeRe-|WoLf|-]

Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.

 

[Rev. Zen]

"This little piggy had roast beef..."

 

[TheProvider]

if you dont have an iphone...well you dont have an iphone

 

[Xcursion]

"I'm sorry you had to find out you're a Newfie this way."

 

[HelenKeller]

"...so that by the time you can convince her to add this finger, you're well on your way to anal with your girlfriend."

 

[sehvi]

"wat"

 

[havax]

"how do i remove these nude pics of your sister on my phone, son?"

 

[Ravyn]

bump

 

[Code4]

really? another fucking tie?