[Confessions] Confessions

[Hazee Daze]

I taught English in a Japanese all-girl high school for two years.

Spoiler

And I was a good teacher. Never touched the girls--tho the opportunity did present itself...

 

[Denver]

So you say,
but the tentacle monster is on you.

 

[Dangerdoggie]

they didn't want to have sex with you, they wanted you to shove live eels into their assholes.

 

[Hazee Daze]

Come now brother Denver, confess. For the time is upon thee.

 

[HaPpY]

i got arrested for stealing a playstation from frys

 

[HaPpY]

i walked by a guy hitting on a girl once and dropped a silent fart... few seconds later she shoved him and walked away

 

[coombz]

I am probably somewhat responsible for a portion of almuktars missing brain cells

But I am not confessing to full culpability or anything...don't ban me...that kid was fucked up when I met him

 

[Hazee Daze]

So sayeth thou brother Dangerdoggie. Confess!

 

[HaPpY]

when i was star benchwarmer in football i had a reflective watch id use to shine at doods during a game... caused my qb to stutter and get sacked which lost us the game

 

[HaPpY]

i pee in the sink and shit in the shower

 

[Denver]

Not sure what to confess,
I've lived quite by the rules of ethics and good moral

well I did steal candy from small candy shop when I was 6, big boys made me

 

[HaPpY]

also during home games i found a way to hack the scoreboard and gave us an extra 7 points. no one knew i did it and the other coach got in a small fight with ours over it... teehee

 

[HaPpY]

i have an obsession with teemo

 

[HaPpY]

when i do porn searches my top keywords are: squirt drugged puffies

 

[Ares]

i thought this thread was going to have at least some usher

 

[HaPpY]

well my female is little azn girl who loves usher but hates black people

 

[Shiloh]

i have an obsession with teemo

techies > teemo

 

[Plasmatic]

 

[Osiris]

I have to poo

 

[Data]

I'm actually way cooler than all of you.