cheesiest pickup line?

[SkivviS]

know what's on the menu? Me-n-u

?

 

[Veniggs]

is that ur cunt? because cock

 

[SkivviS]

/thread

 

[Zanthious]

i lost my number can i have yours..

Some chick in highschool used this on me..

 

[pZ II Birdy]

i know shok

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

How much can you bench?

 

[chshrc]

Oops, you dropped your smile...

 

[GraphiX]

did it hurt?


did what hurt?

Spoiler

when you broke through the crust of the earth rising from hell

 

[Fool]

You've got pretty good resting bitch face.

 

[The Pumpkin King]

I want to be the father of your children and provide for them a quality education.

 

[easilyodd]

I'm no weatherman, but I'm forecasting that you're getting some inches tonight.

 

[KittyCat]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

 

[lemon]

if i told u u have a great body would u hold it against me

so far skeevis wins for cheese

 

[MolimOrion]

Are you doing kegel exercises, or are you just happy to see me?

or

Hi I'm a camel podiatrist, and I'm offering free consultations

 

[lemon]

those r just awkward and creepy

 

[S_hift]

wanna go for some pizza then fuck?

*gets slapped*

what you don't like pizza?

 

[cogzinofa]

Sex me you naughty boy.

 

[ArakAtak]

Your Father was a thief - he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

 

[Vance]

get in my mouth you delicious swiss hunk

 

[SirBatesAlot]

YOUR PLACE OR MINE