Cael bet thread

[cael]

it's impossible to meme when this is real life

 

[Flash]

50,000 + 1,000 = 60,000?

 

[SeVeReD]

got me I thought it was 10,000,,, you only offered him a maybe thousand?
comon' go up... that's pretty scared offerings

PS
President Donald Trump just cut off WHO funding pending review...

 

[Data]

I would totes fuck Ivanka.

 

[SeVeReD]

This Bet is Rigged.
'Probable' coronavirus deaths now included in CDC totals | TheHill

Here's the gobbledygook doctors have to decipher

"A probable case or death is defined by i) meeting clinical criteria AND epidemiologic evidence with no confirmatory laboratory testing performed for COVID-19; or ii) meeting presumptive laboratory evidence AND either clinical criteria OR epidemiologic evidence; or iii) meeting vital records criteria with no confirmatory laboratory testing performed for COVID19," the CDC stated.

The CDC has now confirmed nearly 600,000 cases of coronavirus in the U.S., while more than 30,000 deaths in the U.S. have been reported, according to data compiled by Johns Hopkins University.

 

[bowl of blood]

cause of death is hard to determine it's already baked into the cake

 

[KittyCat]

Experts Think The U.S. COVID-19 Death Toll Will Hit 50,000 By The End Of April | FiveThirtyEight

Miga

 

[lemon]

Depraved lunatic left mocking dead people.

SAD

 

[Edofnor]

shit my 57k estimate might be low

fukkkkkmk

 

[Flash]

NYC just added 4,000 to the tally, none of which tested positive for Corona.

 

[havax]

NYC just added 4,000 to the tally, none of which tested positive for Corona.

sounds fair

 

[lemon]

NYC just added 4,000 to the tally, none of which tested positive for Corona.

Maybe u should have been more specific when you made this epic bet call-out thread.

 

[SeVeReD]

I see nothing in here about ccp virus
I think Flash was talking about shark attack deaths.

Lets bet. $100 should be easy for you since you just received over a grand in stimulus. You don't even have to take it out of your welfare check.

50,000 or less in one year from March 1st, I win. More than 50,001 you win.

And this is from March 1st... need to subtract deaths before that time... shark attack deaths that is... and subtract all the deaths they called shark attacks, but really weren't.

 

[KittyCat]

Severed your a good guy but stop cucking for flash

 

[cael]

no bitching out here, I already gave you an extra thousand

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

it's impossible to meme when this is real life

I would so go to pound town with Ivanka. Probably not your first choice.

 

[Skipperlipicus]

I would so go to pound town with Ivanka.

yes and that's why she's uniquely qualified to be on that council. only the best people, folks.

 

[blackpeople]

pretty sure severed and Scooby have early onset dementia

 

[Brasstax]

I am a firm believer that if you are going to have a useless panel it might as well be a useless panel of hot chicks. Get rid of the six dudes and bring out the poon.

 

[SeVeReD]

yes and that's why she's uniquely qualified to be on that council. only the best people, folks.

Absolutely
She's going to make one helluva President isn't she. And we'll have our first male jewish First Man... diversity yea