[breaking] It's been several minutes since we last heard from Mitch.

[[PoE]Anthem]

Am I the only one beginning to worry?

Has some species of inferior American sand infested his loafers? Did bacon touch his flesh? What if a noble gas used in US neon signs but not in the UAE has burned out his retinas?

Perish to think travel dehydration may be preventing his head from occasionally popping back out of his own ass from time to time to post.

Miiiitch? You okay, man? Please reassure us that you haven't overpaid for a stick of gum.

 

[Apathy]

while i agree his threads and posts about being in america are sad and pathetic, this is exactly the sort of attention hes seeking.

 

[coombz]

good to know you're still thinking about him

 

[lemon]

mitch is the best poster from dubai

 

[Apathy]

mitch is the best poster from dubai

but hes still the shittiest poster on tw.

 

[Vanster]

I wonder how his holiday is going.










































said nobody. ever.

 

[Elvis Hitler]

This thread sucks

 

[Apathy]

I'm actually a nutritarian, but most don't know what that means. It's not even in the spell checkers. I seek out nutrients.

jesus that is gold

 

[[PoE]Anthem]

while i agree his threads and posts about being in america are sad and pathetic, this is exactly the sort of attention hes seeking.

It's symbiotic. His attempts at condescension are the very yeast to my ego's fermentation.

 

[Apathy]

thats the most pathetic thing since the last time mitch posted.

 

[lemon]

mitch is far from the shittiest poster on tw

anubis, rusty, triple, morbid, bongsmoker, so many shittier posters

 

[Apathy]

id rate rusty is worse.


thats it.

anubis is fucked up but hes not as bad as mitch

way 2 look 2 deep into a joke tho

 

[lemon]

apathy I think mitchdubai is a better poster than you

take that

 

[Apathy]

you dont like me?

guess im doin somethin right.

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

he is sitting in his room with his kids while his wife is out earning money for the trip home because he blew everything in the casinos.

 

[HelenKeller]

if he's still in sf, it's probably mitch working the tenderloin district

 

[bam]

He wants to take you to a gay bar

 

[RallyKazoo]

Maybe he fell off Half Dome.












(His wife is bound to shove him off her eventually)

 

[DV]

Dude... Relax... He's in San Fran, which means he accidentally got on the BART 3 hours ago and is now in Oakland blowing black dudes for a ride across the bridge.

 

[ArakAtak]

OH YA

He's gonna love this.

Hopefully he can still type - he is probably getting arm locked and beat down in front of his wife 'n kids again