Biggest turn-off in the bedroom, ever?

the worst for me was when I was dating this chick who had 2 kids....

after a night of drinking, we went back to my place and while I was fucking her she started crying and saying she missed her oldest kid

i was like wtf.. i couldn't even keep it hard to finish, so i just made her leave
 
BeLiaL said:
the worst for me was when I was dating this chick who had 2 kids....

after a night of drinking, we went back to my place and while I was fucking her she started crying and saying she missed her oldest kid

i was like wtf.. i couldn't even keep it hard to finish, so i just made her leave
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holy shit :rofl:

i'd die
 
One of my ex girlfriends had a biting habit. I didn't mind so much until one day she almost took a chunk out of my shoulder. Instant softy.
 
Fancy Jap said:
the other was when i was doing a chick doggy style and out of no where i smelled something rank. i don't know if it was her pussy or what, this was my college ex too. she never had a stinky vag. i don't know what was up with this one time but i just stopped and went to the bathroom and took a shower
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i have been plagued by this one too :(
 
when they say "no"

big pain in the ass, cause it means I have to go find the handcuffs and rohypnol.

Total turn off.
 
the trick is to use a cosh to the back of the head before you even get the lil fella out

inch per anger bro, inch per anger
 
sitting under a chick, staring straight at her asshole, and begging it to release it's contents onto your person. you smell the first bit of what's to come as she strains to poop in an unfamiliar place. you console her so she does not get trigger shy because you can't bear for this not to happen. you paid good fucking money for this and even though it was not on her list of things she will do, so said yes after 2 xanax and a fat line of coke. her body stinks. you wonder what she ate, then you remember. it smells of protein because she's been swallowing cum everyday the past 3 years. then it happens and nothing can prepare you for the rush. you feel it smear on your face as it falls upon your 1000 count egyptian sheets. she continues to push and finally lets out a sigh of relief signaling to you that she is done and can defecate no more. you tell her the money is on the dresser and that she can leave at anytime. then you grab the phone book and cross out her escort services' number. i told them to send me someone who ate corn. they will not be getting my business again.
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one girl i started sucking on her tits and she had hair around her nipples. :(

another i was banging the shit out of this chick and look over and her 10 year old son was watching us.

another thing i found funny..kinda off the subject, was my wife's friend got caught cheating on her husband by him finding a used rubber in their bed the next morning, it had fallen out of her...:lol:
 
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Infinite said:
sitting under a chick, staring straight at her asshole, and begging it to release it's contents onto your person. you smell the first bit of what's to come as she strains to poop in an unfamiliar place. you console her so she does not get trigger shy because you can't bear for this not to happen. you paid good fucking money for this and even though it was not on her list of things she will do, so said yes after 2 xanax and a fat line of coke. her body stinks. you wonder what she ate, then you remember. it smells of protein because she's been swallowing cum everyday the past 3 years. then it happens and nothing can prepare you for the rush. you feel it smear on your face as it falls upon your 1000 count egyptian sheets. she continues to push and finally lets out a sigh of relief signaling to you that she is done and can defecate no more. you tell her the money is on the dresser and that she can leave at anytime. then you grab the phone book and cross out her escort services' number. i told them to send me someone who ate corn. they will not be getting my business again.
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:lol:
 
iNSaNiTy said:
So.. I'm lying in bed, with a girl straddling me, and she says 'oh my god, I just had a disturbing thought'. Me, being a fucking idiot, pressed her to tell me what it was. So she tells me. She was straddling me, sitting just below my manrod which is kind of lying on me. So here's this girl, straddling you, holding your own dick and pointing it at you like it's hers and remarks - 'it looks like I have a penis!'

Every disturbing piece of lady-boy man-trap ambush pics I've seen came flooding back to me. At once. Mood killer.

At least she was well endowed :scared:

So I was thinking about this and decided I'd raise it with TW, what exactly has been the single biggest (ohooho :O) thing to instantly turn you off in the bedroom?
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What compelled you to mention the endowed part?

Did you think to yourself..... "Hey, all these guys need to somehow know the size of my cock, how should I tell them? ..... A HAH!! I got it, pure genious."

Dude, its 99.9% guys here. We don't give a fuck.
 
G-Force said:
What compelled you to mention the endowed part?

Did you think to yourself..... "Hey, all these guys need to somehow know the size of my cock, how should I tell them? ..... A HAH!! I got it, pure genious."

Dude, its 99.9% guys here. We don't give a fuck.
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It's the miracle of TW though, every single guy posting here has the biggest penis on the planet.


it's an amazing coincedence, really.
 
Fancy Jap said:
the other was when i was doing a chick doggy style and out of no where i smelled something rank. i don't know if it was her pussy or what, this was my college ex too. she never had a stinky vag. i don't know what was up with this one time but i just stopped and went to the bathroom and took a shower
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:signed:


also the nasty bio-lubricant stuff afterwards around the labia when it's all like weird and white and foamy after too much pumping... kinda looks like it does after using a condom with too much lube or spermicidal lube after it all gets rubbed off

this was bareback though :scared:
 
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