Bad Pun Friday

[Plasmatic]

The Pharaoh's daughter was great with finances: she went down to the bank and withdrew a little prophet.

 

[Plasmatic]

Exact change? That makes no cents

 

[Plasmatic]

That calc test today really pushed me to my limit

 

[Plasmatic]

 

[[MoM] Gort]

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them..

You sound pretty positive about that.

 

[[MoM] Gort]

ITT: people who don't know what a pun is

A great pun is its own reword.

 

[ArakAtak]

Notlob

 

[[MoM] Gort]

Say, baby, do you have gum disease?

Spoiler

Because your smile is infectious!

 

[[MoM] Gort]

Merry Christmas, TribalWar! And God bless us, every one!

 

[[MoM] Gort]

What do you call a heavily muscled equine with a do-rag, tattoos, and stripes?

Spoiler

A ze-bro.

 

[coombz]

The Russians should really have known Communism wasn't going to work out for them

so many red flags

 

[[MoM] Gort]

The Russians should really have known Communism wasn't going to work out for them

so many red flags

This pun gets high Marx.

 

[Edofnor]

why did tiger woods bring backup trousers to his last tournament?


IN CASE HE GOT A HOLE IN ONE!

 

[[MoM] Gort]

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

 

[Dr Dance]

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

 

[[MoM] Gort]

I love Alton Brown and “Good Eats.” I love it because it’s more that just a “try this recipe” show. It gets into food science and “culinary anthropolgy”, which I find endlessly facinating. Case in point, while watching a recent episode I found out that, surprisingly, french fries do *not* come from France.

Spoiler

They come from Greece.

 

[hastie]

Uploaded this the other day for this dumb joke:

So I work as a coroner in a small town and a few days ago I had to perform an autopsy on my ex-wife:

 

[[MoM] Gort]

A French scientist, working in secret with North Korea, has been successful in creating a clone of Kim Jong-Un.

Spoiler

They're calling it, "Kim Jong-Deux."

 

[GreasyBoy]

I'm gonna kick someone where the pun don't shine.

 

[T-Dawg]

They say that the worst puns are the best.

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